#silverfoxezio

[templarsandhoes]

if you use head and shoulders on your body does that make it head shoulders knees and toes

oh my god lizzie please don't start this now. 

[templarsandhoes]

Cannibal- someone who is fed ip with people

fuck

[templarsandhoes]

Why are the middle of apples the most rebellious? Because they’re so hardcore

[templarsandhoes]

There are so many marbleous statues in Greece, but a lot of people take them for granite.

[templarsandhoes]

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy

[ezioauditorefromflorence-blog]

"Your hair is really soft."

"Thank you." Ezio said with a chuckle as he let her touch it.

[templarsandhoes]

Rum wine and edward kenway. Thats all i think when I see your url. Also that your a total cutie

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[towblerone]

When I see your URL i immediately think of Charles Vane and Papa Beard

~*~ the two most perfect pirates ever ~*~

i feel so close to them and i never even met them. and i never will.