#sim writes headcanons

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Finn, many years into the future: Are you ever gonna cut your hair? Ben: No, Rey likes having something to pull at while.... Finn, interrupting: EWW EWW WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT?

‘-while we’re fighting, Finn, what else were you thinking about?’

‘… Fuck you, man. Just fucking fuck you!’

‘Rey would probably be against that.’

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Alec Lightwood + Catching Jace giving himself a good time in the shower in the morning.

HOLY GODS

Okay so there are two different scenarios to this.

One. They’re young. And Alec freaks out and blushes and just straight up doesn’t look at Jace for a month.

Two. It happens now, later, in the show or books. And Alec does the bro thing and teases Jace relentlessly. 

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing. ex: barry allen + masturbation.

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Leonard Snart + Birthdays (loving your headcanons by the way)

Thank you, babe!

He’s an ass, of course he is. He acts like he forgets about them. When people give him shit for it, he insults them right back. When the party starts, he acts like it’s awful. He doesn’t with the person ‘happy birthday’, doesn’t act extra nice to them that day. 

But after the party does down, the birthday person gets back to their room to find a nice, well thought of gift on the bed, and a note from Snart: tell anyone and I will ice you.

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing. ex: barry allen + masturbation.

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Mick Rory + stuck in an elevator

He’s chill, mostly. Like, he sighs deeply, takes all the food out of his pockets and is the first one to sit down and wait to be saved.

At the four hour mark, he gets super angry and starts yelling and trashing around. But after that ends, it’s back to being chill.

He falls asleep, at one point. They have to work to wake him up when they manage to open the doors.

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing. ex: barry allen + masturbation.

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Leonard Snart + Rogues laundry day

He’s the only one to do the laundry. He’s the only one who knows how, you know, properly separate the colored from the whites, the amount of detergent you need to put in, the amount of laundry softener. How to take the blood off. 

He gets shit from the rest of them, at first. 

And then he calmly explains that he grew up taking care of a little sister. And that he expects a chocolate bar for every load of laundry done for someone else. 

Of course, nobody gives him chocolate. So he stops doing any other laundry but himself’s.

After two weeks of that, he has a stash of his favorite chocolate bars.

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing. ex: barry allen + masturbation.

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Quentin Lance + Kinks

no. just no.

sorry, but Papa Lance is a sweet man and I don’t really want to know what he does in his down time

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing. ex: barry allen + masturbation.

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Eliot Waugh + floppy hair

He never has floppy hair, because he works, very hard thank you very much!, to not ever have floppy hair.

It’s just that sometimes he forgets. Like when he’s been studying for hours for an exam, or doing research on some spell or another for longer hours. 

In those moments, someone hands him a hair clip or tie. It’s usually Margo. Sometimes it’s Quentin. He hates it when it happens, cause it’s a clear sign his hair looks like a mess, but there are usually bigger fish to fry.

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing. ex: barry allen + masturbation.

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Alec Lightwood + Semen

holy shit you guys i’m *clears throat* anyway

you expect me to say that he’d be grossed out and awkward about it at first but got used to it over time? yeah, no.

this boy. 

he has grown up with blood all around him since day 1. ever since he started training, he had to wipe away his own blood, then Jace’s, then Izzy’s. he’s so used to blood by now.

he’s taken care of Izzy when she was little, when she didn’t have runes yet and she got a cold, and he had to be the one to wipe her nose. he’s so used to buggers by now.

he’s taken care of Max when he was a baby, changed his diapers. he’s so used to pee and poop by now. and he’s had baby vomit on his person more than a couple of times. he’s so used to vomit by now.

do you really think he’d have an issue with semen? or any other bodily fluid, really?

cum is nothing special. (as long as it doesn’t get down this throat, then it’s gagging time!)

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing. ex: barry allen + masturbation.