#simbers ask

[simbers]

Did you have another username previously here on Tumblr? You seem really familiar and I can't tell why.... Sorry for the weird question!

NOPE this has always been my url

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Varför inte göra det tre språk

vete a la mierda y nunca mas hable conmigo

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гей

i cant believe ur bullying me in 2 LANGUAGES

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LA isn't as cool as NY

this is the only one of the 5 FUCKING messages u just sent me thats true nadya

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psst. Ur gay

fuck off nadya

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7, 8, and 10!!!

7: Favorite Protagonist?

does anthony j. “world’s shittiest demon” crowley count as a protagonist bc if so him. if not then probably rodion romanovich “world’s shittiest murderer, didn’t even close the door” raskolnikov

8: Favorite poet?

if we’re talking modern poets then Donald Hall. if classic then i would cut off both arms for Anna Akhmatova

10: Favorite opening line in a novel?

“In a hole in the ground there lived a FUCKING Hobbit” (Tolkien 1, ‘fucking’ mine)

Literature and writer asks

[simbers]

Would you fight Caesar?

honestly i’ve already taken out a lot of anger on the guy. i feel bad for him. would stab him once or twice in a denny’s parking lot for old time’s sake though

[simbers]

has this always been your url? If not, what was/were your previous url(s)?

this has been my url since the beginning of time lol