#simon is drunk

[bazwillendinflames]

Simon: Oh my gosh Pen, this cute boy just called me babe.

Penny: Simon that was Baz and its literally your wedding night.

Simon: His hair is so soft.

[horrorondemand]

hey h y brooooooooo ima druok piece o shtx liek nooe fig ht m e p llll s

o kay broo hoep u good

[horrorondemand]

BRO BRO I THINK I WANNA MARRY FOR TAX BENEFITS

i dont do marrying . sorrry (((

[horrorondemand]

hey you hows it goin? having fun being drunk? :) have a good night hun

yeah i hella  am . hop u have a good night too ))

[horrorondemand]

Hinestly bro I love you in bro way yoy catch me bro

B R O LOVE U TOO BRO

[horrorondemand]

ADORABLE

Y ERS I KNOW  U T OO

[horrorondemand]

Oh yeah they are :D So what are you doing?

listeting to some russian sick bits ))))

[horrorondemand]

We'll fight 1 day when i got money. Now on to important stuff, whatcha drinkin kid?

T HA T  some white horse with apple juice pretty nEATO