Damian Wayne Headcannons
𖤓 Absolutely loved lamb but sits facing away from the head of it because he feels bad if he makes eye contact with it
𖤓 Would start cussing out his cousins if they score a goal and the matches would always end with at least 40 goals each because they’d play all morning and night
𖤓 He was his grandfathers favorite and the only way they could get him out of bed in the mornings when he was younger was by telling him
“أبوي يبا يتريق وياك” abooya (grandfather) wants to eat breakfast with you
𖤓 After he became vegetarian they would set aside some rice without meat for him during Eid Al Adha
𖤓 Absolutely hates Dubai Mall and calls it a tourist place and prefers malls in Abu Dhabi
𖤓 Always was the first to get up and pour coffee for his elders in attempts to impress his grandfather
𖤓 Insanely jealous of his distant cousins that went to school and would always ask to pick them up
𖤓 He still owns one of those Saudi teddy bears your uncles get from Mecca
𖤓 Thinks its weird when people drop a female family members name in conversation with a stranger when he’s in America (for context its considered disrespectful and you're supposed to call them by their title for example if a man was talking about his mother he would say "الوالدة" or the mother and for wife he would say "حرمة البيت" which means the woman or the safety of the house)
𖤓 Genuinely shocked about the fact vimto went bankrupt in America and isn’t sold there (bonus: when his mother visits she brings him some)
𖤓 In Arab countries you’re given a title that is usually formatted as child of (fathers name) because his dad is white instead of calling him “ولد بروس” (son of bruce) they call him “ولد الغل” (son of alghul)
