If you guys like these, I’ll keep making more!
SIMON: Hello? Did you hear me?
ALVIN 2.0: No. Sorry ‘bout that. Didn’t catch a word you said. My brain is currently processing 10 different things at once. It was processing 20, but I cut it down to 10 for maximum efficiency.
SIMON: Can you…maybe pause that to pay attention to our conversation?
ALVIN 2.0: No can do, bro. But don’t worry, I can just add our conversation as thing number 11. Easy peasy.
SIMON: I doubt it.
ALVIN 2.0: What did you wanna ask me?
SIMON: Do you want spaghetti tonight?
ALVIN 2.0: Sounds great.
SIMON: Do you know what I asked?
ALVIN 2.0: Yeah. You asked about pasta.
SIMON: What kind of pasta?
ALVIN 2.0: Spaghetti.
SIMON: (shocked face) Okay….
ALVIN 2.0: Would you like to hear about the 10 different things my brain is processing?
SIMON: Alvin, no. With all due respect, I don’t think I’d be able to handle that.
ALVIN 2.0: Cool, well, good talk then. I gotta get back to my chores.