#simon wolf

[cortisolandnoroepinephrinetoxin]

Might not be able to make the fic in the end due to some mental stuff (I can barely draw let alone write 💀) but maybe once finals are over, I’ll revisit it! For now I’ll probably just draw stuff from it.

[mosaic-marshlands]

In Elvis Wolfs concept art, he is shown at the bottom riding a motorcycle?

First off, how has anyone NOT talked about this?!? Fox and Wolf going on a biker date!? Or Elvis having a garage with various tools and offering to fix up vehicles around the village for extra money?

Secondly, angst; my headcannon as to why Wolf doesn't have his bike in Britain is because he sold it before he and his boys moved. It was a custom bike that he fixed up himself and was very proud of, and possibly the one thing that his pack actually envied about him. His father gave him just enough money to move to the sleepy village, but Elvis knew that his boys would need beds and food in the new house (especially if the pack didn't even allow Wolf to come back and pack up their things properly, which explains why he and his sons only have backpacks like they're going camping). So he sold his bike for as much as he could so Simon and Berry wouldn't have to sleep on floors hungry 🥺

Then later when Edward hears about what happened, he uses his resources to track down the owner of the bike, buy it back, and gift it to his hubby on his birthday 🥺

[rabbitzzcute]

Don’t eat the neighbours

[ben-the-hyena]

Fox thought the D in DILF stood for dumbass, dimwit or dick but to this annoyance it stands for dad and he is offended the man prefers his children over him lmao that's normal to feel when you are a psycho who talks to your dead mother whose head is in the fridge you did or did not kill and kill easily with 0 remorse when for once you catch feelings for someone which you are not used to and don't get why they like others too and not just you

[goreprofonde]

- Simon Wolf, [Notes on Wasted Land].

[ben-the-hyena]

Welp that was bound to happen when you date 2 morons, Lucy. At least they're kind and won't run away

For those who forgot, I said in a post I HC this show follows the same logic as Beastars with any species being able to reproduce and that in fact Simon and Barry have bear genes since Simon's lips reminds me of a grizzly's, and that it is why some have "human" hair that contrast with the rest of their body (Lucy ; maybe a mane) or straight up biology (Terrapin when he was young despite being a turtle)

Bonus

[ben-the-hyena]

Before bed, a quick little ugly rushed doodle allowing me to give y'all a preview on how I HC the 3 kids to be like in their mid 20's

For those who don't know, and it is true I didn't make a post explicitly talking about it, I ship Lucy with both brothers. I found Barry's crush on her very adorable and the way she acted towards him when they are alone together kinda cute when she is not angry/annoyed or immature, and I initially only shipped it... THEEEN came that episode with she and Simon doing the Cinderella play and HOLY SHIT WAS THAT ENDING SO ADORABLE IT MADE ME PUKE RAINBOWS... So I found myself hesitating... then remembering Lucy has 2 hands. The 2 brothers don't seem jealous of each other when she hangs out with both and do "romantic" activities like doing the V-day concert or making a music band during which she fires them both, and in the episode in which it happens I did see a comment on YouTube pointing put her love song she writes could kinda sound like a dilemma she could have if she likes them, so I like to HC she is crushing on both and is confused and annoyed that she does both out of pride because they are dumb and out of confusion because she always heard one is supposed to be in love only of one person at a time. She would come to terms with this and date both in high school thanks to Bear

So as adults, they live together, the brothers with th3 same girlfriend but not jealous, and she loves both equally as much as she feels like she will have white hairs sooner. Lucy managed to be elected mayor and became the youngest mayor the village ever knew starting when she realized her common sense might protect more preys from predators, Simon gives me "future stoner" vibes (hence her side eye since it is illegal in UK and she is a politician) and he is an artist both in graffiti and music, and cute small Barry ironically got a HUGE growth spurt during high school and became JACKED leading him to become a personnal trainer, but he's still a still a gentle giant (and dumb muscle). The dads are all simultaneously proud of their children's careers as well as horrified of their lifestyle together and keep praying for a breakup

[ben-the-hyena]

Ok I got inspired from @daxwormzz's headcanon that Wolf and his sons are Ojibwe, it grew on me hehe. Also HC Wolf and most of his family are fluent in the language and he taught Barry and Simon too from a young age. They use it to communicate in order not to be understood, but them being them aka dumb af, they often forget their father understands everything they say. Usually, he is too tired to correct them and let them think however they want to wondering where they possibly took their brains from. I let you search what "wiinuk" means by yourself lol

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