#simon wolf

[cortisolandnoroepinephrinetoxin]

Might not be able to make the fic in the end due to some mental stuff (I can barely draw let alone write 💀) but maybe once finals are over, I’ll revisit it! For now I’ll probably just draw stuff from it.

[rabbitzzcute]

Don’t eat the neighbours

[mosaic-marshlands]

In Elvis Wolfs concept art, he is shown at the bottom riding a motorcycle?

First off, how has anyone NOT talked about this?!? Fox and Wolf going on a biker date!? Or Elvis having a garage with various tools and offering to fix up vehicles around the village for extra money?

Secondly, angst; my headcannon as to why Wolf doesn't have his bike in Britain is because he sold it before he and his boys moved. It was a custom bike that he fixed up himself and was very proud of, and possibly the one thing that his pack actually envied about him. His father gave him just enough money to move to the sleepy village, but Elvis knew that his boys would need beds and food in the new house (especially if the pack didn't even allow Wolf to come back and pack up their things properly, which explains why he and his sons only have backpacks like they're going camping). So he sold his bike for as much as he could so Simon and Berry wouldn't have to sleep on floors hungry 🥺

Then later when Edward hears about what happened, he uses his resources to track down the owner of the bike, buy it back, and gift it to his hubby on his birthday 🥺

[ben-the-hyena]

Fox thought the D in DILF stood for dumbass, dimwit or dick but to this annoyance it stands for dad and he is offended the man prefers his children over him lmao that's normal to feel when you are a psycho who talks to your dead mother whose head is in the fridge you did or did not kill and kill easily with 0 remorse when for once you catch feelings for someone which you are not used to and don't get why they like others too and not just you

[goreprofonde]

- Simon Wolf, [Notes on Wasted Land].

[ben-the-hyena]

Ok I got inspired from @daxwormzz's headcanon that Wolf and his sons are Ojibwe, it grew on me hehe. Also HC Wolf and most of his family are fluent in the language and he taught Barry and Simon too from a young age. They use it to communicate in order not to be understood, but them being them aka dumb af, they often forget their father understands everything they say. Usually, he is too tired to correct them and let them think however they want to wondering where they possibly took their brains from. I let you search what "wiinuk" means by yourself lol

Inspiration :

[ben-the-hyena]

Before bed, a quick little ugly rushed doodle allowing me to give y'all a preview on how I HC the 3 kids to be like in their mid 20's

For those who don't know, and it is true I didn't make a post explicitly talking about it, I ship Lucy with both brothers. I found Barry's crush on her very adorable and the way she acted towards him when they are alone together kinda cute when she is not angry/annoyed or immature, and I initially only shipped it... THEEEN came that episode with she and Simon doing the Cinderella play and HOLY SHIT WAS THAT ENDING SO ADORABLE IT MADE ME PUKE RAINBOWS... So I found myself hesitating... then remembering Lucy has 2 hands. The 2 brothers don't seem jealous of each other when she hangs out with both and do "romantic" activities like doing the V-day concert or making a music band during which she fires them both, and in the episode in which it happens I did see a comment on YouTube pointing put her love song she writes could kinda sound like a dilemma she could have if she likes them, so I like to HC she is crushing on both and is confused and annoyed that she does both out of pride because they are dumb and out of confusion because she always heard one is supposed to be in love only of one person at a time. She would come to terms with this and date both in high school thanks to Bear

So as adults, they live together, the brothers with th3 same girlfriend but not jealous, and she loves both equally as much as she feels like she will have white hairs sooner. Lucy managed to be elected mayor and became the youngest mayor the village ever knew starting when she realized her common sense might protect more preys from predators, Simon gives me "future stoner" vibes (hence her side eye since it is illegal in UK and she is a politician) and he is an artist both in graffiti and music, and cute small Barry ironically got a HUGE growth spurt during high school and became JACKED leading him to become a personnal trainer, but he's still a still a gentle giant (and dumb muscle). The dads are all simultaneously proud of their children's careers as well as horrified of their lifestyle together and keep praying for a breakup

[ben-the-hyena]

Remember her ? Lunika, my version of Wolf's ex wife (am very busy rn so no time to draw another pic to illustrate this post)

Well the more I thought of her these days, the more she grew on me not as a cold hearted gold digger but as a ditz

The more I thought of her and the more I found imagining as a straight up cruel manipulative bitch didn't please me

Instead, all week long, I imagined scenes of her for a potential story of her returning because she heard of Fox being a single millionnaire playboy unaware he is gay and dating her ex husband, and it turns out she is, well, not a good person either because she did indeed never love her husband and children nor anyone in her whole life at all, BUT not out of malice but because she is genuinely unable to and does NOT realize this hurts others and never lied about anything, and is so pragmatic and literal it even hurts more when she explains herself but she legit doesn't understand why they are mad at her for her honesty all while thinking she is the smartest one here since to her POV it looks like everyone is delusional or inventing fake scenarios to have the last word. So, that Wolf is right, Simon and Barry truly are dumb on their mother's side

Examples of quotes from her

1) "I never said I loved you !? I just said I agreed to marry you ?! You see that's the issue with you Wolf you put words in other people's mouths then act surprised and act like I'm the bad guy ! But I won't be gaslit !"

2) in the context of trying to bond with her kids again not out of love but again out of innocently selfish reasons like passing as a good mom for a new bachelor she wants to seduce, after Simon essentially told her to get lost :

"Why not you then Barry ? You are the dumbest of the 2 so surely you wouldn't hold a grudge"

Barry, hurt "...dumb ?... d-dad always said that's mean words from others..."

She, GENUINELY embarrassed "...ah shit you're sad ? Well dang I'm so sorry I thought you knew !..."

3) Wolf "You have a lot of NERVE even walking in here after what you did !"

"But look on the bright side ! Now you do just like me, you got your own rich boyfriend, the one guy I was planning to have if he were not gay ! How lucky you ! I knew we weren't so different !" Happily hugs him while he is holding his fists from hitting her

4) she at a therapist :

"I don't know what's the problem doc, I always was taught honesty was key but I'm also supposed to love !? Why ?! One cannot force oneself no ?! I only ever felt love for myself, yet they all act hurt when they see I don't love them even though I NEVER said I did !? They hurt themselves, no one forced them to love me ! My parents felt betrayed when I cut ties with them when they lost their money but I never promised them to stay ?! What was I supposed to do, stay and be miserable with them because they were crying !? Of course I had to choose the option that would bring me joy, I was 18 I had my life ahead of me ! And now one of my ex husbands is calling me a monster for having left him and our sons. But when we met I specifically told him what interested me in him was how he was from a big hunter family and when I agreed to make uh what's his name again - Raymond ? That it was to earn my place in that pack as a heir maker, then the other uh Gary or Harry was an accident. Why did they act surprised when I just jumped on anlther opportunity to be happy ? Everybody seems to love others which is good for them but why such a stigmatization against those who don't ? Isn't that called consent ? Clearly I am the victim here doc ! And yet because I am a good person I agreed to come here because he wanted to, proof that I am not selfish ! What do you say doc ?"

Doc drinks a big glass of booze

5) "but I don't hate you, boys ! I have nothing against you, you never did anything to me ! Like your father, he is a good guy ! But can you be mad at a girl for just wanting to be true to herself ? It was only logical, if you two and him had any social value I'd have stayed. But I can still be your friends^^"

6) a younger Wolf finding out she is cheating with the fast food owning timberwolf

"IS THIS A SHAM MARRIAGE !?"

Clueless smile "why yes dearie, why ?"

7) trying to be friends with Simon

"I'm sorry you wanted to have a loving mommy... but look on the bright side I can be your friend at least !"

"Friends are supposed to love each other"

Flailing her arms in a genuine upset way "OH DANG IT THERE TOO !?! It's so difficult to keep up"

8) Fox threatening her to leave and listing all the good things Wolf and even Simon and Barry are and how she doesn't deserve to be back in their life and should just leave already and that he is THIS close to kill her but doesn't because she is not from HIS family

Unphased because she didn't even take the threat seriously "...I never said I deserved it ? I JUST came to offer this without forcing anyone ? See ? You all imagine that I am some sort of great evil ! Even you Mr Fox ! I thought you were the smartest here"

9) Wolf "and you just walked out ! Throwing us 3 in the trash !"

She, glaring defiantly with confusion too "you exagerated your own memories, I never did such an evil thing !? I just walked out, I never had the strength to lift you up and throw you even if I wanted. Duh !"

10) Wolf "do you even have ANY idea how HARD it is to tell a toddler his mommy left and is never coming back because she doesn't love us !?"

"Well that's true !"

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The more I think of these scenes the more she makes me laugh I love her for how much of a dumb asshole she is XD