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Jack: Hey, the stars are beautiful tonight

Corpse: Yeah they really are, aren't they.

Jack: Do you know whose even more beautiful?

Corpse and Jack in unison: Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: What are friends with benefits?

Corpse: They’re um... special friends...

Sykkuno: Oh

Sykkuno: Like us?

Corpse: *chokes*

Sykkuno: *whimpering*

Corpse: What's wrong?

Sykkuno: Oh, it's nothing. don't worry about it.

Corpse: Who did this to you?

Sykkuno: Please just let it go, it's not that bad.

Corpse: I promise I won’t get mad. I just wanna know who did this to you.

Sykkuno: It's fine, I just stubbed my toe on the door-

Corpse: *holding chainsaw* Which door?

Sykkuno: Oh, Bingus!

#simp corpse