Jan 8, 2024
Broke: Hobie is for sure a minor.
Also broke: Hobie is for sure an adult.
Woke: Hobie is a streetkid who actually doesn't know his exact age or birthday - just that he's 17-18. He liminality exists and acts in that space, and doesn't celebrate birthdays - living only on proximity.
Woker: Hobie is from a universe like the Simpsons where he's a vague-ass never-changing age and that's just how he is
Wokest: you ask Hobie his age and he says weird shit like 'time is a flat circle' or 'i forgot' and then acts like that's a reasonable response. you ask him when was he born and he's like 'idk I wasn't there'. you give up and accept fate