Werewolf!steed Bilbo! Bilbo learning more from Beorn! (Originally typed him learning moe from Beorn, and wouldn't that be interesting. Big werewolf puppy eyes) Civilized werewolf drinking tea with his biscuits! Killing me over here.
Civilized werewolf trying to sneakily buy kibble and dog biscuits though can you just imagine.“Yes this is for my dog. That I definitely have. I have a dog yup he’s a big one. What do you mean you haven’t seen it??? That is weird because I definitely own one. A dog that is. A big dog. That’s what this is all for. My dog. The food is for my-ooohhh is that beef liver favorite that’s m- hIS...his favorite. The dog’s. FAvorite. Stop being nosy I swear you gossip mongerers are all the same! You should- you should be ashamed! Good day!”







