#simpletwin

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simpletwin replied to your post:Hey, sugar-sweet. How'd your Christmas go?

Yeah, I know right. How dare Jesus miss his own birthday party. That’s what we get for throwing it the wrong month, I guess.

I meant you, you dolt.

[hesnextinline]

Hey, sugar-sweet. How'd your Christmas go?

It was okay. Would have been better with a certain someone there.

[filiafortissimi-archive]

Psst. Sis. Want your Christmas gift early?

I figured I’d give you your Christmas gifts early. 

x x x

Oh my god, Mads. These are fantastic, thank you so much. I’d give you yours now, but… uh… Iorderedsomethingyesterdayanditshouldbeherebytomorrowbutit’snothereyetso. 

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simpletwin replied to your post: simpletwin replied to your post: ohnophnoohNOOHNO...

it’s also a good way to get pissed off because when I was reblogging those pics I had to block like 6 blogs because of all the hate in her tags

RIGHT OMFG but i found that if you just go to 'perrie edit' there's actual stuff

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simpletwin replied to your post: ohnophnoohNOOHNO I WANT TO MAKE A JOHN/MARY...

do u need me to bring man matt back

nah boo u don't have to

but like holy shit

i want to stare at her face forever and i feel like making a character with it would be a surefire way to do that

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Meh. 20 years and this argument has gone nowhere, I think we can agree it's a draw.

More like you’re wrong, but hey. 

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Hey, I can only look like you for so long before something's gotta give. Besides, I had to complete the whole 'dumb blonde' look.

Oh please, you’re not dumb. Quit putting yourself down. 

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Shh. We're going to pretend my hair is naturally silver. Benjamin Button or something.

Whatever you need to tell yourself to fall asleep as night, darling. We all know you’re about as blonde as coal.