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might reboot this

#ooc//#which is code for IM GONNA SPEND SIX HOURS CODING SHIT BECUASE I CAN

i made a different alex because this one just wont work for me? here's hoping the new alex works out bUT HERE'S ALOS HOPING THIS LITTLE SHIT COMES BACK SOME DAY

#ooc//#still ym baby this one but eugh he's a shit head

bendxsnap replied to your post: “hey hi this is still here i just am shit with multiple blogs but i...”:

Me

yehaw

#bendxsnap #ooc//

therestlessfox replied to your post: “hey hi this is still here i just am shit with multiple blogs but i...”:

eyyyyy

#therestlessfox #ooc//

hey hi this is still here i just am shit with multiple blogs but i guess im here again hi who wants to roleplay

#ooc//

hesnextinline

Still the week of Christmas, and everyone knows you have to be nice for the entire week!

simpletwin

Okay, okay. Here.

hesnextinline

So, was your Christmas good?

#simpletwin

hesnextinline

Oh, be nice, it’s Christmas!

simpletwin

Christmas is over, your request is void.

hesnextinline

Still the week of Christmas, and everyone knows you have to be nice for the entire week!

#simpletwin #ur trying too hard lex

hesnextinline

simpletwin replied to your post:Hey, sugar-sweet. How’d your Christmas go?

Yeah, I know right. How dare Jesus miss his own birthday party. That’s what we get for throwing it the wrong month, I guess.

I meant you, you dolt.

simpletwin

It’s called sarcasm, genius.

hesnextinline

Oh, be nice, it's Christmas!

#simpletwin

simpletwin replied to your post:Hey, sugar-sweet. How'd your Christmas go?

Yeah, I know right. How dare Jesus miss his own birthday party. That’s what we get for throwing it the wrong month, I guess.

I meant you, you dolt.

#simpletwin #sarcasm alex s a r c a s m

Hey, sugar-sweet. How'd your Christmas go?

It was okay. Would have been better with a certain someone there.

#messages//#simpletwin

hey guess what im on break for two weeks with minimal work to do

know what that means

it means alex and seb are alive again hell yeah

#ooc//

themanbehindthemurders

Step Dad Bonding {hesnextinline}

hesnextinline

Alex wasn’t too fond of being left alone with Jim. It wasn’t that he disliked Jim, he just wasn’t fond of the whole psychopathic murderer thing. It just wasn’t his bowl of cornflakes. So naturally, when Sebastian had to leave, he begged and pleaded to be left with some one else, or to be taken along. Travelling was fun, he liked that! But no, he was left back in London, with Jim.

So, naturally, all he was going to do was sit in front of a tv and play video games to get the time to pass as quickly as possible. Which this was exactly what he was doing when Jim came up.

He paused the game, turning to look at him, “Yeah, but I know diddly squat about it, aside from making ramen noodles or macaroni.”

themanbehindthemurders

Jim wrinkled his nose. “That’s not cooking.” He nodded towards the kitchen. “Would you like to learn? Someone other than me has to wean your father off take out.”

Jim wasn’t much for “bonding,” but the kitchen was where he felt most human, thanks to the sentiment attached to it. He didn’t let many people in there with him, and he wondered if Alex would be able to appreciate that. More than that, he wanted Alex to accept the offer: he’d always wanted to teach someone to cook.

hesnextinline

Alex shrugged, setting the controller down, "Sounds fun," he said, standing up.

He'd wanted to learn to cook for a while. But, y'know, drug addicted mum, couldn't really learn from any one. So, now it was being offered to him, why not take it? Even if it was Jim. Might even be fun, and make him a bit less scary. Aside from the murderer thing.

#themanbehindthemurder

themanbehindthemurders

Step Dad Bonding {hesnextinline}

Jim really needed to establish a rule with Sebastian that shoving his son forward and saying “Keep him while I’m in Wales” is not the proper way to get Jim and Alex to bond.

Or, maybe it was, seeing as now, he stood in the kitchen, about to make dinner, and found himself walking up to Alex, clearing his throat to get his attention.

"Do you know how to cook?"

hesnextinline

Alex wasn't too fond of being left alone with Jim. It wasn't that he disliked Jim, he just wasn't fond of the whole psychopathic murderer thing. It just wasn't his bowl of cornflakes. So naturally, when Sebastian had to leave, he begged and pleaded to be left with some one else, or to be taken along. Travelling was fun, he liked that! But no, he was left back in London, with Jim.

So, naturally, all he was going to do was sit in front of a tv and play video games to get the time to pass as quickly as possible. Which this was exactly what he was doing when Jim came up.

He paused the game, turning to look at him, "Yeah, but I know diddly squat about it, aside from making ramen noodles or macaroni."

#themanbehindthemurder #im laughing so hard at thej bowl of cornflakes where did that even come from #step dad bonding

seamusmoriartymoran

Hey, Seamus. Any closer to making yourself a robot girlfriend?

No, but I heard you using your robot boyfriend last night.

Wait, those are called “vibrators,” aren’t they?

hesnextinline

Yeah, I do, and I definitely know more about them than you do.

seamusmoriartymoran

Hey, that’s not the way you talk to someone doing you a favor.

Besides, I know plenty.

hesnextinline

No you don;t, stop lying. You don’t even know a girl.

seamusmoriartymoran

I’ve met plenty of girls! I go to school with them.

hesnextinline

Going to school with them means nothing, you have to actually talk to them outside of being forced to in class. Meet them after school's over. But that wouldn't happen, you're too busy with your computer.

#seamusmoriartymoran #lex stop being a dick omfg