I was gonna write an official post for my return but I have to say this now or so god help me
LMAOOOOOO HE RAN IT BACK THAT’S MY LIEGE RIGHT THERE
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I was gonna write an official post for my return but I have to say this now or so god help me
LMAOOOOOO HE RAN IT BACK THAT’S MY LIEGE RIGHT THERE
Update on that FILTHY (and I repeat, FILTHY) Smut Hc’s thing:
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Uh… yeah. It’s almost done. Not sure what I got myself into by writing this for you horny fuckers but I have fully committed.
If I’m going down, y’all are comin down with me. No takebacksies.
I said it before but I must enunciate:
I’M GOING TO HORNY HELL. AND I’M NOT EVEN THAT HORNY OF A PERSON, I JUST KNOW HOW TO WRITE SMUT.
Anyways back to your regularly scheduled Sin Bin. How’s it going y’all? How’s life? How’s the family doing?
His speech was the best part idc
Oh no you are absolutely correct
- “Hallie cover your ears” *does the dad glare where he lowers his glasses to give her the ‘look’*
- Proceeds to list off almost all of his influences in alphabetical order
- The glasses hhhhhhhhhh-
- Dre’s induction speech, asking what Marshall wants for him to mention: “Number one: I want you to tell everybody I have a huge penis-“
Marshall sir we already know also don’t forget the balls-
- HE SMILED DURING HIS PERFORMANCE HE WAS LIVING FOR IT I’M LIVING FOR IT
hello! i just wanted to say i luv your eminem series so much!! it’s sooooooo cuteeeee
I just realized my inbox still existed and I find this amazing thing stuck here for months. I don’t deserve your love but thank you omg
I honestly don’t blame y’all if you gave up on this blog cause honestly that’s understandable but to those who somehow find this and are still here I SEE YOU
Listened to Venom and Last One Standing. Now my brain is hollering for motherfucking Eminem AU content and I’ve got a bunch of ideas:
- Venom AU but instead of Eddie Brock, it’s Marshall Mathers and now he’s gotta deal with the symbiote instead
- AU where everything stays the same except Venom is voiced by Eminem
- The music video for Venom is canon to the MCU
- AU where Venom and Eminem are the same entity. It can either go two ways:
Marshall stays the same, still human, but he’s got the symbiote powers.
Marshall needs another human host to occupy in order to be himself. (Same formula as the music video, he jumps from person to person before finally settling on one he likes and completely takes over.)
- Adding to the second option above, potential fanfic idea where he and his human host (could be Eddie, could be an oc, could be you/reader) need to work together to find Marshall’s original body or return him back to normal.
Y’know, stuff like that. If any of y’all are interested in me elaborating lemme know.
HEY @madaboutmathers @smutty-books
LOOK AT THIS
Mob Boss!Em AU idea for you that I think you might like!
Me sending in an ask:
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Me: *sweating* Did they get the ask-
Update:
I just counted the total amount of words for chapter 1, and I received a total of 2,202+ words altogether. And I’m not even finished.
Probably gonna be a thousand or so more words to add in, which is the best part of the chapter imo, and after that, progress may or may not increase cause I finally overcame a plot barrier that I needed to work out for this chapter.
Aaaaand then I’m over here also afraid that I wrote way too much. I really don’t wanna bore you guys but I just-
*grabby hands at the worldbuilding*
Anyhow, chapter 1 is coming out soon if you’re still here love y’all