[sweats] jenshi
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Johnny. He was too busy talking with the bae and walked into the door. Kenshi made a comment about how *he* was the blind one.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: Johnny. One hearts says “Mr. Johnny Takahashi” but it was quickly crossed off in favor of “Mr. Kenshi Cage”
Who starts the tickle fights: Johnny. Kenshi HATES being tickled. They quickly stop being tickle fights and start being punch-Johnny-in-the-face fights. Needless to say, this happened once.
Who starts the pillow fights: Kenshi. Some times to have to hit Johnny with a pillow. It’s just a fact of life.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Johnny. He pretends to sleep before Kenshi because he doesn’t want Kenshi to know how crazy stressed he is all the time always. Of course, Kenshi is aware, but allows Johnny to keep up the facade in small ways. Johnny likes to feel in control and doesn’t like people knowing how little of it he thinks he has. Kenshi respects that. If Johnny is actually doing himself mental harm, then Kenshi will step in.
Who mistakes salt for sugar: Johnny. Drinks his salty morning coffee with Kuai. Just drink the pain. Drink the hell.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: Johnny. Kenshi doesn’t use the microwave at all.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Johnny. They’re all vulgar and garbage and why won’t he stop!?!?
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Kenshi. It helps him find them more easily.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: Johnny. Then he offers Kenshi some. From his mouth. (he wants Kenshi to kiss him)
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Johnny. HE JUST WANTS KENSHI TO KNOW HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIM!!!!!!
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Johnny draws on himself, but after the tickle thing, he kinda leaves Kenshi’s skin alone when contact is not requested.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: Johnny. Not a magnet, a shot glass. He has so many shot glasses. And they’re all cheap unusable garbage.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: Johnny. If it says that he and Kenshi are the perfect couple, he will then force all his other dating friends to do it. If it says they’re no good for each other, he crumbles it up and burns it. It’s lying garbage and must be destroyed.
