#sinesto

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Imagine being Black Manta.

You genuinely hate Aquaman. He is your superhero nemesis, he didn't save you and you sold all of your moral compass and humanity to dedicate to your hate. Your only two modes are loving your son and hating Aquaman.

So you join a group of like minded villains to defeat Aquaman and co. And 4 out of 6 of your new allies are all completly in love with their heros.

Joker just straight up says it. Reverse Flash reverts between love and hate at a coin flip. You first think at least Cheetah is closeted. Is worse when they are. Is really worse when they are you notice because your leader is Lex Luthor and he is deeply in the closet about how much he just wants to have kinky sex with Superman (and some mushy feelings).

Well at least you have the other two right?

One of them is a monkey who hates humans! The other one is fucking Sinesto.

You take a deep breath and sits between Cheetah and Lex and pretends you aren't seing how much they yearn. Is still better than Joker.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Joker fully turns the Legion of Doom into a "get out of the closest: live your truest homoerotic nemesis obcession" mini course.

Reverse Flash gets to be an special guest because he is already self-aware of his parasocial relationship with Barry and completly fine with his obcession.

Sinestro tries to play the same card as Thawne but everyone knows he never truly embraced his feelings for Hal he just is not deep in denial as his culture didn't had the same concept of sexuality as humans and is more about the particulars of him and Hal as people than internalized homophobia.

Grodd is just straight and so he gets a free day to do what he wants and he will likely try to use it to take the LoD leadership back from Lex.

Lex and Cheetah were made for this course and will have to deal with it. Lex is of course tied up and joker gassed into compliance and because tying Cheetah up is harder they fully put her into an over elaborated Joker trap that looks like an ordinary high school chair.

My boy Black Manta is also straight and has pure unhomoerotic hatred for Aquaman but he is a very supportive dad who loves his gay son and so he is a special guest that does the equivalent of old straight men in pride parades that offer hugs and support to the comunity and not only their own kids. Cheetah is very tense but somewhat melts into the hug specially as he listens to her infodump about amazonian culture and tries to not be too sassy about it. Lex fully cries but he will kill anyone who coments on it. Sinesto straight up doesn't hug him but they have a nice productive talk about Hal's nice bod and Manta tries to hide his "idc" energy and pretend he is hearing Jackson talk about his boyfriend instead.

Joker also invites Harley and Ivvy as surprise guests. They hate him but they are strong queer activists so they might show up.

Joker also gets Superman, Green Lantern and Wonder Woman to leave supportive messages by using a fake internet account to lie that it is for a pride event.

[luigicolantoni]

Sample Pages of Sinestro for DC Comics

Digital art by Me

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