#sinfest.

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Huh, that’s an interesting logo for the patriarchy to worship I wonder what the symbolism of it is

The sad thing is that Tats probably thinks is this a really sneaky and clever dogwhistle.

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Slick’s Life story.

Monique was wearing her backpack and had her hands in her jean pockets as she was going to have lunch with Abby and was also wearing her hat. She saw Slick's house and decided to bring him, as he was her new boyfriend, with her and Abby. Even though Abby had a crush on Monique she accepted her loving Slick and got over her feelings as Abby has also grown to like Slick herself. Infact Abby cares about Slick alot. Monique had always had feelings for Slick but she had always been turned off by his misyognistic actions and had always thought that he never loved her for her. However recently a month ago and this month was that anniversary Monique remembers what happened that day. Slick came to her while she was talking to Abby and he removed his shades after promising that he was a new man and then when he removed them she was entranced by his passionate blue eyes as he said "Monique for all these years I was wrong, I was an idiot." He then broke down in tears "No wonder you stopped being my friend I was a total idiot and a jerk I was so sexist and immature and stupid in my dumb dudebro ways that is most likely one of the reasons why you'd never love me back, one is because I kept making you think that I loved you for your body while it's more then that I love you for everything about you I always have I always will, the other is you're a strong woman while I'm a weak horny man and now I've lost your friendship." Monique remembered how her lip had quivered and said "Slick I do love you like you love me and I'm sorry if I left you all alone you're my best friend like Abby is but you're more then that to me." Slick said "But how can you care so much for me I mean not only am I disgusting as a person but I'm also so disgusting and ugly physically I mean look at me." Monique hugged Slick and said "Don't judge yourself based on what others may have made you think of yourself Slick if you're truly this kind person that I see now and you show it then people will like you girls and women will like you and me I love you Slick as a best friend and a.." Slick looked up hopefully "As a boyfriend?" Monique smiled and said "Yeah I love you as a boyfriend too." She then lifts Slick up and kisses him and Slick smiles and hugs Monique "Thank you Monique thank you so much you mean everything to me." As Monique and Slick hug Abby wipes tears from her eyes and says "Thats so beautiful you guys are so sweet." Abby hugs them both and says "I'm sorry Slick for when me and Monique made fun of you that one time at Devil's mansion." Slick said "What's that?" Monique smiled "Nevermind that it's old news." Monique then said to no one in particular "And today marks a full month since that day and I'm so happy Slick has even befriended Xanthe and the other members of the Sisterhood." She walked to Slick's door and knocked "Slick are you home." Slick opened the door and his eyes were puffy as though he was crying and he did have tears yet he smiled and said "Hello Monique I'm glad to see you." Monique "Hey Slick I was going to go have lunch with Abby do you want to come." Slick nodded and went inside to get his lunch ready and packed as Monique came inside looking concerned. She walked up to Slick who was getting ready and said "Slick are you ok." Slick said "Yeah... I'm ok really." Monique "Ok if you're sure." They both leave the house and walk to Abby's booth. Abby "Hey Monique, hey Slick whats up?" Slick said "I'm ok..." Then as they eat lunch and when they're finished Slick has a sad look on his face. Monique "Whats wrong." She puts an arm around him. Slick tears up "I'm sorry I can't talk about it I want to tell you Monique I want to but I can't." Monique comforts him "It's ok." Abby "Maybe we can use a machine that Mr. Devil has it can show things inside a person's mind Mr. Devil's out today." Monique "Ok come on Slick." They all go to the mansion and entered through the thought detector. Abby thought "Pinch, kick, scratch." Monique thought "Kill all Dudebros." Slick thought "Bastards like me should all die I suck like a bastard I suck eggs hard let me burn." They were already far past it and Slick was still thinking like this and then he thought "Mom left because of me." Abby and Monique saw him spacing out as Monique said "Slick whats wrong?" Slick calmed down and said "I'm fine." They entered a room and Abby said "Slick sit down in that chair and think about whats wrong me and Monique will see it on the screen." Then Monique and Abby saw the screen after Slick sat down. Then the screen showed a woman who looked 16 looking out a window holding a 1 year old baby as a man dressed in a pimps suit appears. The man wore shades like Slick did and says "Hey babe put down your and my boy Slick and make me dinner." The women nodded and put Slick into his crib and sobbed silently as the father was smoking a pipe and said "Get on with it." Monique looked at Abby and said "Slick never told me about his parents." They both see Slick sobbing then they return their attention to the screen. The women saw a van full of women who came out and said "We're here to liberate you we're your sisters you can live with us." The mother smiled and said "Bless you all." She runs out of the room and Slick's father says "Hey Mara get back here and make me my dinner." Mara shouted "No way Slim you can keep the boy I'm going to be free with my beloved sisters!" Slim swore loudly as the van sped off. Slim ran up to Slick's crib and grabbed baby Slick and punched him as Slick bleeding and bruised was crying. Slim hit him again and walked away. Slim said "Your mama left us boy all women are selfish little worms who deserve nothing all." Slick said "Mama.." Slim yelled "SHUT UP!!!!" He backhanded Slick who screamed. Monique and Abby looked away from this as Slick cried loudly. Then it showed years of Slick receiving abuse from his father until his father was in a car with him and said "Ok Slicky I'm leaving you with your aunt and uncle while I have "fun"." Slim threw Slick out of the car and he faced his aunt and uncle. His aunt said "Come in little brat." She threw him into a cupboard and said "You stay there until you're called." Uncle said "Isn't that a little..." The aunt yelled "STEVEN!!!" Steven said nervously "I'll Shut up!" Slick was raised abusively there and with his father who both physically and mentally and emotionally abused him. Soon the screen showed when he was in middle school Slim looked like Criminy without the glasses and a different hairstyle. He is shown getting bullied and beaten by the bullies and the girls mock him for his short height and he is shown as being nice and gentlemenly. However he is also shown as crying when no one notices him crying. Monique and Abby are getting teary-eyed an look back sadly at the depressed Slick who was crying silently. Then one day young Slick met a girl named Ashley she was a tall, beautiful and kind girl who smiled at Slick and said "Would a cool, handsome boy like you take me to the dance." Slick said "Yes thank you." As he got ready at home Slim said "How does a little freak like you get a girl she's just using you boy." Slick said "She's not dad I trust her." Later when he gets to the prom he sees Ashley dancing with a tall handsome man and said "I was dared to kid as if anyone would want to go out with you." Then everyone laughed and threw the punch bowl at Slick who was embarrassed and ran home crying. There he met his father who glared and took off his belt and walked towards Slick and beat him with his belt brutally. That night Slick said "Dad was right I am ugly and useless and women only respond to firm abusers." He then took a pair of his fathers shades, slicked his hair and put on a red tie. The next day he saw a bunch of girls and began talking game. He's been doing this for years even when he met Monique his best friend who he actually truly loved yet by now he's too far gone to be his true self. Eventually his father died and Slick took all his money and bought a home of his own in full and got all the necessities through his father's associations with the devil. Inside he always hurt and felt pain. Slick got out of the chair "Please no more I hate myself for what I've done." Monique and Abby hug Slick and Monique says "You've changed Slick it's ok now you don't have to hurt anymore and I'm sorry that you had to go through all this and that you still do I love you Slick remembering you can always count on me." Abby "Me too Slick." Monique "And you can count on Crim, Fuschia and Squigley as well you aren't alone Slick not anymore." Slick said "Monique, Abby thank you I never told anyone about my past before I'm happy to know that I am cared for." They all hug and leave the mansion together Slick's heart feels lighter then it's felt in a long time and now he's finally free. The End. A/N: Slick recently befriended Fuschia along with Monique and Abby.

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Sinfest Slick Loves Monique.

Slick woke up with an ache in his chest as he realized that his heart burns him still. He had realized that the Patriarchy is bad and that he had been a part of it. He was also questioning on whether he truly loved Monique. He saw her and Abby together and it burned him up inside as he felt such envy as he saw how they were such close friends with each other and he thought about how things used to be between Slick and Monique. Slick said to himself "It's all my fault she will never love me she would never even be my friend anymore." He then thought to himself "I'm such a pathetic, weak, sniveling little loser." He then looked at himself in the mirror and said "I hate you so much I realize how pathetic you are." A devil version appears and laughs "HAHAHAHA! Now you get it you softhearted little wimp Monique will never love you and not just because of the atitude you expressed towards women and her but because you're short, weak and pathetic." Slick said "No she doesn't want anything to do with me because I was a Dudebro but..I'M NOT ONE ANYMORE!" Devil Slick laughs and says "YOU IDIOT THATS JUST ONE OF THE REASONS YOU WORTHLESS, SHORT PATHETIC LITTLE WORM WHO HIDES BEHIND ACTING LIKE A PLAYA PIMP!" Slick clutches at his chest and says "You...You..You're right but who are you?" Devil Slick said "I'm your dark side you pathetic little urchin." Devil Slick vanished as Slick ran into his room and thought about stuff and he said "I am a horrible person I should've supported her more, I should've been a better person and better friend. I should've been more respectful to her and other women." He then looked down at his hands and said "I may just be kidding myself into thinking that I love her for more then her appearance even though I know I do." Slick then glared and said "Thats it I'm done I'm going to end it I'm going to tell Monique how I feel then I'm going to leave her life forever." He then removes his shades and takes off his tie as he leaves his house and as he walks he sees Squigley who glares and says "Who are you and what are you doing? Wait Slick you're not wearing your shades or tie?" Slick walked passed Squig not even noticing him as he walked passed him and Squig said quietly "Ok..see you...later then..." Slick then heard Sam and Liberty arguing and Slick saw them and he clutched his head remembering his and Monique's falling out. Slick glared and charged at Sam and tackled him and Liberty said shocked "Sam!" Slick said "LISTEN YOU OLD MAN IF YOU DON'T LOVE YOUR WIFE ENOUGH TO GIVE UP PORN! THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE HER AND YOU DON'T LOVE HER!" Sam glared and punched Slick and said "YOU BASTARD OF COURSE I LOVE LIBERTY! DO YOU THINK I HONESTLY CARE ABOUT THOSE WOMEN ON THE PORN SITES AND AT THE STRIP CLUBS THEY'RE JUST A SHORT FIX!" Liberty said with worry and slight relief "Sam what do you mean is it because I don't do it enough with you. I'm sorry but I've been getting tired often." Sam said "Oh I'm so sure I know the real problem. You think I'm old I mean look at you you can have any man you want you're smart, you're beautiful and you're a wonderful person, woman and wife and I'm..I'm worthless." Liberty hugged him and said "No you're not. You're a wonderful person and I love you and I always will Sam." Sam hugs Liberty back and said "I love you too. I won't go to anymore strip clubs or anymore porn sites you're the only one for me Libby I love you so much." Liberty kisses Sam who kisses her back. Slick then walks off as Sam and Liberty are making out. Later Sam shuts down all affiliations with the Strip Club and the Porn site that the Devil owns. The Devil learns of this and he sees Sam spread the word of what he did and several other people unsuscribe to his sites as they mostly suscribed because Sam did. The Devil thinks to himself "What the hell is this NO! DAMN! DAMN! It's the Sisterhood I know it." Devil Slick appears as he has more freedom as Slick is sinking deeper into his despair. He said "Slick is doing this Devil he's doing it unintentionally as he's now truly enlightened." Devil said enraged "WHAT! HE KNOWS THE TRUTH!" Devil Slick said "Yes he does he's unknowingly spreading it. He's like a Sisterhood, Anti-Patriarchy male feminist." Devil said "That RAT BASTARD! WHAT IS HE TRYING TO DO?! IMPRESS THE SISTERHOOD AND THAT MONIQUE GIRL!" Meanwhile Slick was walking and he saw Monique and Abby walking together. He looked downward as he stopped walking and looked down "Monique hates me and I know it." Slick then sees Squigley come by and he said "Squigley please...stop looking at porn.." Squig said "But I don't watch that much..." Slick said "No Squigley stop objectifying women stop looking at porn there's no true worth or value in it." Squig said "Dude..What?" Slick said " You heard me.." Slick walks away with a determined look on his face as he goes to where he saw Monique and Abby heading. He then thinks to himself "Before I end my life I have to reveal the truth to Monique." Soon he sees a sign that said "Women Only Space." Slick crossed the sign and then the Pole-wielding Sisterhood member came over and said "Get out Dudebro!" Xanthe came by and saw Slick and said "Leave or no more...Wait where are your sunglasses and tie." Slick said "Look let me come in I have to do something ok?" Xanthe felt a change in Slick and nodded as Slick walked passed her. Xanthe thought to herself "He has truly changed it seems." Monique is sitting with Abby and said "Abby?" Abby said "Yes what is it?" Monique said "I miss Slick I mean he seems to be honestly trying but I've been too harsh on him I should be more forgiving and cut him some slack he's a bit slow on the uptake. He's always been a good friend to me and I love him I mean I'm in love with him I always tried to bury those feelings." Abby said "Monique I love you as you love him but I suppose you will never love me like that." Monique hugs Abby and said "You're right but I'll always love you like a best friend." Abby smiled and said "Thank you very much." Just then Slick came behind them and cleared his throat. Monique and Abby faced him and Monique was surprised as she said "Slick you're not wearing your shades or tie and your eyes..They're so blue and passionate looking I never saw them..before." Slick said "Monique...Monique I'm sorry for everything that I've ever done to you. I'm sorry for being such a dirty dude bro to you, I'm sorry for not supporting you and I'm sorry for making you think that I don't love you for real. I do love you Monique for everything about you." He's in tears and Monique could tell that he mean't every word that he was saying. He then broke down in tears "No wonder you stopped being my friend I was a total idiot and a jerk I was so sexist and immature and stupid in my dumb dudebro ways that is most likely one of the reasons why you'd never love me back, one is because I kept making you think that I loved you for your body while it's more then that I love you for everything about you I always have I always will, the other is you're a strong woman while I'm a weak horny man and now I've lost your friendship. You'll never love me back." Her lip quivered as Monique said "Slick I do love you like you love me and I'm sorry if I left you all alone you're my best friend like Abby is but you're more then that to me." Slick said "But how can you care so much for me I mean not only am I disgusting as a person but I'm also so disgusting and ugly physically I mean look at me." Monique hugged Slick and said "Don't judge yourself based on what others may have made you think of yourself Slick if you're truly this kind person that I see now and you show it then people will like you girls and women will like you and me I love you Slick as a best friend and a.." Slick looked up hopefully "As a boyfriend?" Monique smiled and said "Yeah I love you as a boyfriend too." She then lifts Slick up and kisses him and Slick smiles and hugs Monique "Thank you Monique thank you so much you mean everything to me." As Monique and Slick hug Abby wipes tears from her eyes and says "Thats so beautiful you guys are so sweet." Abby hugs them both and says "I'm sorry Slick for when me and Monique made fun of you that one time at Devil's mansion." Slick said "What's that?" Monique smiled "Nevermind that it's old news." Devil Slick was having fun causing trouble when he clutched his chest and said "Whats happening?" He then sees Slick and Monique together using a shared view as he said "DAMMMN!" He gets trapped in a mirror as he screams. Demonique tries to stab Slick but she vanishes away against her will. The Sisterhood members are smiling at Slick and Monique hugging each other. Xanthe said smiling "Maybe I was wrong...Males and females can be equals." Soon they remake the "Females Only Space" As being the "Non-Dudebros Space" So that well males and females can be have a place without Dudebros and Slick befriended the Sisterhood and became close with Xanthe and Abby and he was happy that he and Monique were together at last as he truly loved her and she loved him.. Squigley and Clio had also became great friends as well. It was a happy ending. However now The Devil seeks revenge against Slick for putting a major near crippling dent in his patriarchy. He said "Slick, Monique, Xanthe you three the Sisterhood and any of my other enemies will pay." Little did he know that a creature that even he feared, his long gone father Satan the Grand Devil or Grand D was seeking to return. The end.