They dropped an upd8.
I know this update is only four pages so I expect nothing in it and yet I need to liveblog it now now now instead of saving it as a draft until something happens because people wanna read my Homestuck 2 liveblogs for reasons that elude me. But it's 2:30am and I have a migraine, so really this is optimal.
Anyway Ly'lac is on the surface. I don't like the apostrophe's in Nymph names, especially since they don't even change the pronunciation in any obvious way. Very tempted to drop them and see who gets mad at me. Cultural disrespect to the squid kids.
I unironically respect Homestuck Beyond Canon slightly more for not making a joke about how Lylac is getting Unreal Air right now. I suspect the Narwhal is dead now? Good knight sweet prince etc.
There's one more very important person you've left on read and you're running out of excuses to avoid talking to her. But she's probably busy. She definitely probably has more important things to do than talk to a sap like you. Definitely. Probably. For sure. The most respectful course of action, at this point, is to- OH GOD IT'S HER.
Oh hey we're three pages of nothing is the fourth page going to be a big Vrissy/Ly'lac chat at long last?
AG: Heyyyyyyyy, took you Long Enough! GC: hi. AG: ... yeah, hi? AG: Welcome 8ack! AG: Are you done Killing Monsters? GC: i don't know... AG: Wrong Answer! AG: You're gonna have to kill a Whole lot more!
Did...god, it's been a while since I've read any of the Candy Kids, but did Vrissy capitalize random words like that? Oh, wait, yeah, she did I think, because she was raised by Kanaya and partially inherited her quirk. Is there a rhyme or reason to what gets capitalized, though?
AG: Lay em on me. GC: why are you using the adamantGriftress handle? AG: Oh, were you messaging me on the other one? AG: I guess I just outgrew it! AG: Didn't feel it suited me anymore.
Oy, now I have to go back and look something up. So back at the start of Homestuck 2, Vrissy used the handle-
God, she called on a phone to have a dialoglog over a phone. Man, I REALLY liked that chapter at the time but in retrospect it's kind of weird how no one in the epilogues texted each other, given it's, y'know, Homestuck.
But there was a chat conversation eventually, when Yiffy passed out and it caused the whole site in go black and at the time I thought it Meant Something and even if it wasn't just a slightly creative excuse to get out of drawing anything whatever that was about isn't paying off under the new team. Sigh. But anyway Vrissy has been adamantGriftress the whole comic, so "the other handle" isn't one we know. Did Vrissy used to be really into cartoons and that's how she met Del'Fi, or does Vrissy changing her handle have RAMIFICATIONS like how GhostyTrickster becoming EctoBiologist doomed the universe? I presume the former. I don't think this is real DEEPEST LORE.
GC: ok sorry im rambling can i ask you the weird question, vriska? AG: Shoot. GC: what's it like in the cartoon world? AG: Wow, you already know a8out that?
This is a good kind of wacky misunderstanding because both ends of the conversation are insane. Vrissy thinks the "cartoon world" is Candyland, but Ly'lac thinks Vrissy is literally a cartoon character (and, given how meta modern Homestuck is, she's kinda right). I predict this misunderstanding will lead to comedic and possibly even dramatic shenanigans down the line.
AG: You 8lew that horse thing's head Smooth Off!
Rip Narwhal indeed.
GC: Beam Of Death usually arranges a speedy meeting with the cousin of sleep but he just got really really really sick and then exploded. GC: and i'm glad he blew up when he did, it was starting make me feel bad ha ha... GC: i'll get the hang of my spells again once we're in the game though lol don't worry.
If the love of 90s cartoons didn't out Ly'lac as a millennial all these lols as punctuation sure do.
AG: Like, a Squiddle Thing? AG: Never actually watched that show. GC: what is squiddles? AG: Some 8ullshit cartoon my mom liked. AG: Sorry for kind of indirectly calling you 8ullshit just now. GC: nah it's ok i don't give a fuck... i'm bullshit adjacent.
48 player squiddle session that created the Troll universe confirmed. But also I find it a little implausble that Vrissy knows Rose liked a cartoon back on earth that she'd already outgrown before Homestuck even started and...does she even mention them?
God, the new Homestuck site's search sucks. I'd boot up the unofficial collection but actually I guess Vrissy would've read it in an Earth C Bible. That Earth C literally worshipped the Homestuck characters as gods remains an underutilized oh who cares at this point.
AG: Um, AG: You're a girl nymph right? GC: what do you mean? AG: Haha sorry I know that's a pretty 8lunt way of asking. AG: I know if someone asked me that I'd lay them Right Out, 8ut it feels #Unwoke to assume. AG: Can nymphs even 8e girls? AG: Do you have that here? GC: lol vriska, yes all girls are nymphs... AG: All of them? GC: yerp. AG: Wow! So there's Never Even 8een a 8oy nymph before? GC: nope... GC: oh actually no, there was one. AG: Oh damn, what happened to Him? GC: i just killed him a bit ago, you were watching... AG: W8, that was a Person???????? AG: What the hell! GC: nooo lol it's chill, i've euthologized nymphs before i so didn't really mind doing it. AG: I meant for It! AG: Him. AG: Him? Him.
I like how confused Vrissy is with such a simple fantasy concept as "boys and girls are literally different species". I forgot I liked Vrissy. She has this huge confidence that she knows everything and she doesn't actually know anything.
GC: sometimes it was hard to tell if it was him psychically wailing "kill me" down there or if it was just me thinking it, ha ha.
Naturally, Vrissy completely misses the implications that Ly'lac apparently thinks "Kill me" a lot.
GC: he was like. GC: a male grandma... GC: i know it sounds crazy lol.
God damn it, Ly'Lac lives in a Jade-like tower and does weird preplanned funerary shit with her grandpa like Jade does I can't believe I missed that connection until now.
GC: so basically there was this prophecy foretold about a nymph with a horn whos death was supposed to bring misfortune to everyone around him and also end the whole world right. so the council of high prophets had people looking all over and under every ocean for this uninymph but nobody could ever find them and then like out of nowhere some satyrs came and told the council where he was and they were like he'd been living with them at some satyr monk school or whatever them shits are called and when they got there they say he was basically just straight up full on satyr like hooves tail hair the whole shebang and then they hauled his ass back no pun intended locked him up and kept him pumped full of ink to keep him alive forever i guess and he did NOT like that shit so we all honor his noble sacrifice and i think that's pretty much it... GC: and then i killed him.
Oh look by avoiding the prophecy they enacted it come on council of high prophets that's like rule one of prophecies. Get it together.
AG: We've studied this kind of thing 8asically all our lives, don't worry.
AG: HE'S NOT W8KING UP! AG: Ly'lac, that's SOOOOOOOO 8AD! GC: he's probably fine... GC: you wouldn't know it from all that junk he's on lol but he's actually the image of good health. AG: Oh my God. AG: We put the Game on your 8rand New Computer! AG: We're ON THE CL8CK! AG: Fuck!!!!!!!!
If there's one thing Homestuck 2 did right even with the original writers, it's that the Omega Kids are all great.











