Ash: *stares* That's a honeyed pickle. Clay: Yeah. What about it? Ash: I thought you said you didn't like honey-? Clay: In my TEA. I don't like honey in my TEA. Clay: Honey on solid food is good. But what kind of ruffian puts honey in a DRINK? Ash: *facepalms* I dunno, like, nearly everyone on earth?
Nooshy: I want to scare the crap out of Buster for April Fools. Meena: I'll admit he's fun to scare. Johnny: Impossible to prank though. Ash: Look, rookies, all you need is a clown mask and a good hiding place! Rosita: Oh? Speaking from experience there, Ash? Rosita: Anything you wanna tell us? *cue montage of clown-masked Ash springing from a closet,the airvent, the couch cucshions behind pillows, under a table, under Buster's bed, behind theater chairs, and scaring the crap out of Buster every single time-* Ash: …Nope! Nothing at all!
Gunter: I'm going bungee jumping this weekend! Rosita: Really? Gunter: Yeah, my mother invited me. You guys wanna come? Buster: *flashback of being torturously hugged and kissed because he was just "The cutest thing EVER-!"* Um… I'll pass. Thank you. Rosita: GUNTER YOU FORGOT TO PUT "PARACHUTE" ON THE CHECKLIST-
Sasha: Mr. Moon, are you really sure this is- Buster: Absolutely! She can do it. I promise. We'll work through it. Sasha: Are you sure? It feels like you're torturing the poor woman. Buster: …Sasha, I'm telling her to just get used to the catwalk, I'm not making her jump. Not until she's comfortable. Sasha: Well, I still think it's unfair. Buster: *grabs cookie off snack table* Take this. Take a break. We ain't discussing this. Sasha: FREE AT LAST~!!!!( Buster: ooooo…kay-
Buster: Good morning, Jerry- *screams* Jerry: *frantically hiding Jimmy Crystal body pillow* GOOD MORNING- Buster: UNSEE JUICE! UNSEE JUICE!











