#singlebetch

[basicpaleredhead]

Whenever my friends complain about their significant other or about how terrible their date went, I always remind them, “Hey at least you didn’t get an emotional and overly detailed message asking for permission to masturbate on your socks”....

[basicpaleredhead]

What the Hell?

If I’m not worth the two seconds it takes to look over the message or add the last “o” in to, then you are sure as hell not worth my time. 

Tip #1 guys, please, PLEASE, please for the love of God use autocorrect. 99.9% of all smart phones come programed with autocorrect and if you are the .01% that doesn’t please look over the message. Hell send it to me and I’ll spell check it for you. I know spelling and grammar errors do not bother all girls and maybe this is why I am single (doubtful I have way too many other issues) but come on! Our phones freaking point out our spelling mistakes. The red zigzag under the word isn’t a cute border for your message, it’s a hint, take it, I guarantee you that your reply rate will increase