Online Dating

22. Single. Personal accounts of my expereince with OKCupid online dating

[basicpaleredhead]

What is your favorite color?

Black. Like my soul

[basicpaleredhead]

Best username encounter?

BIBBIDIEBOBIDEBOO

[basicpaleredhead]

Have you ever been in a relationship with a guy or girl from OKC? How long did it last?

My last relationship actually stemmed from OKC. Well not entirely, we already knew each other from “friends of friends” but we had never really hung out together and so when he messaged me, it was kind of cool to actually not be terrified that the guy I was talking to was a stalker or crazy or over 40 or all of the above. But to answer your question, my last relationship was the only one that started from an online dating site. (:

[basicpaleredhead]

What the Hell?

If I’m not worth the two seconds it takes to look over the message or add the last “o” in to, then you are sure as hell not worth my time. 

Tip #1 guys, please, PLEASE, please for the love of God use autocorrect. 99.9% of all smart phones come programed with autocorrect and if you are the .01% that doesn’t please look over the message. Hell send it to me and I’ll spell check it for you. I know spelling and grammar errors do not bother all girls and maybe this is why I am single (doubtful I have way too many other issues) but come on! Our phones freaking point out our spelling mistakes. The red zigzag under the word isn’t a cute border for your message, it’s a hint, take it, I guarantee you that your reply rate will increase

[basicpaleredhead]

What is the weirdest thing you have been asked online?

Probably the time where I got asked if I had a twin because I looked familiar and if I was related to an amateur porn star...

[basicpaleredhead]

Whenever my friends complain about their significant other or about how terrible their date went, I always remind them, “Hey at least you didn’t get an emotional and overly detailed message asking for permission to masturbate on your socks”....