#sir post

[askcerby]

what's that smell? - Cherry

It's-- it smells like us. - Sir

smells like the city. bleh - Berus

WHY DOES THAT DOG ONLY HAVE ONE HEAD - Cherry

OH DEAR GODS WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?!?!?! - Sir

[askcerby]

did you hear that Ashes got a dog in the mail?

What. - Sir

what. - Cherry

what - Berus

[askcerby]

[ Why, Hello there! You must be associated with that Hades i presume, hmm? ]

-@thecobaltshippandora

Yes, we are the guard dog of Hades. What is your business with us? State your name and position.

- Sir

[askcerby]

"Uh, this yours bud? It bounced into where I was staying." (Ulysses holds out a hand with a squeaky ball in it.) "Thought you'd want it back." -@passcodepenelope

YES yes its ours - Berus

Wait. Berus, stop. We know you. You spoke to Hades. Do you have business with them again? How are you alive? What purpose do you serve here, Ulysses? - Sir

could you like calm down - Cherry

Let me protect us for once. We don’t know what this mortal is planning. - Sir

your focus is slipping - Cherry

Oh, for f

[askcerby]

What was that.

- Sir

[askcerby]

. . .

(the ball has bounced through a door, closing it in the process. The door locks automatically. What do you do?)

start whining and barking and crying so so so loud - Berus

Please don’t bark. You’ll make a crew go deaf. - Sir

but its not FAAAIIIIR :((( - Berus

Tough. Just scratch at the door. - Sir

[askcerby]

Hello.

-Dr.MvR.

Hello? - Sir

you smell bad. morally - Cherry

thats a little rude - Berus

he does! - Cherry

I get a bad feeling from this one. State your name and position. - Sir

[askcerby]

cerberus? if i come in to watch ashes regenerate, will you kill me?

- @askscuzznishimura

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Yes. We will kill you.

stop that

Core function overrides all other functions. We know this.

...

Come if you want. Until Hades tells our core function to cease, we will kill anything that moves.