big doggy blog

ask blog for Cerberus :3 thats us woof woof woof. Sir is the one in the picture

[askcerby]

Hello we’re here now - Sir

doggy time doggy time ashes let us have a blog - Berus

hai it’s doggy time :3 woof woof woof - Cherry

{hallo! this is a really goofy ask blog for Cerberus from the Ulysses Dies At Dawn album. not an actual character of course. also not associated with the Mechs. just here to goof.}

{rule of thumb is just dont be weird. no flirting or nsfw obviously. this is. a fucking dog. do feel free to send as many pats as possible though}

{Sir, Berus, and Cherry are collectively referred to as Cerberus, and with they/them pronouns. separately, all three heads use he/him}

[askcerby]

Why are Berus and Sir's names part of Cerberus but Cherry is Cherry?

because i didn't want to be named Russ, and Berus decided to just take my almost-name and make it part of his. he was almost named Bear!

- Cherry

[askcerby]

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too bad! were not there anymore! you shouldnt even be alive! - Berus

He has a point. - Sir

[the-healer-and-the-soldier]

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[askcerby]

Of course we do. The Acheron has been so deeply integrated into our code that removing it would cause... issues.

- Sir

[askcerby]

Cerby I think it's a violation of HIPAA to disclose you've been using your therapy training

as if laws have ever stopped us - Berus

They have a point. - Sir

AND YOU DIDN'T STOP ME??? - Cherry

It was a little funny. - Sir

i'm going to chew your ear off!!! - Cherry

[askcerby]

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too bad! were not there anymore! you shouldnt even be alive! - Berus

He has a point. - Sir

[askcerby]

How are you three doing?

honest? we've been... kind of using our therapy training for the last few days... Ashes hasn't been well lately. other than that though we've been fine ourselves!

- Cherry

[askcerby]

meow.

WOOF - Berus

Why do the octokittens keep getting in our inbox? - Sir

[askcerby]

woof woof woof? - Cherry

[askcerby]

new dog with us :3 - Cherry

Are we… being tasked with babysitting? - Sir

why would we be babysitting. its a dog not a baby - Berus

No, not literally, moron. Why would Ashes just randomly give us Apollo to play with? - Sir

well the new dog doesn’t know us that well :P maybe they just want us to bond a little! - Cherry

… Fine. - Sir

remember to be gentle!!! Apollo’s tiny!!! - Cherry

i know i know - Berus

[askcerby]

how's getting along with the mop dog going? Have you forgiven the mailman yet?

he's sweet!!! very fun to play with :3 - Cherry

Nothing that wretch does will be forgiven. - Sir

[immortalmailman]

Aw, Sir! And here I thought we were getting to be friends. . .

I do have a Frisbee, if you're interested? Could throw it a little down the way. Only for a friend, of course.

[askcerby]

I would threaten to maul you, but you probably taste just as foul as you look. Stay away from us. Stay away from Hades. You don't deserve to be in their presence. - Sir

dude shut the [censored] up - Berus

[askcerby]

how's getting along with the mop dog going? Have you forgiven the mailman yet?

he's sweet!!! very fun to play with :3 - Cherry

Nothing that wretch does will be forgiven. - Sir

[askcerby]

did you hear that Ashes got a dog in the mail?

What. - Sir

what. - Cherry

what - Berus

[immortalmailman]

Oh, I can confirm that one. Didn't stick around-- had to give a talking to to the person who didn't tell me I was transporting live animals-- but the dog did seem cute!

[askcerby]

So it was your fault. - Sir

dude please dont - Berus

You’re trying to replace us. - Sir

oh my gods. here we go - Berus

[askcerby]

did you hear that Ashes got a dog in the mail?

What. - Sir

what. - Cherry

what - Berus

[askcerby]

Hello hello!

Another package for you. This one's pretty small, it looks like, and it comes with a note. "In case of emergency".

Now, would any of you like treats or rubs before I have to skedaddle?

oh!!! smells like Ashes!!! - Cherry

smells bloody too… - Berus

We should leave it. There’s no emergency now. - Sir

but - Cherry

No. - Sir

anyway. i’d like a treat please :3!!! - Cherry

pats please pats please pats please - Berus

… I’d like a treat, too. - Sir

[askcerby]

Opinions on the motherships?

pretty :3 - Cherry

I’d like to talk to them more. They’re a lot like us. - Sir

aurora is a way cooler home than the city. i like her a lot. i dunno about the other two but they seem just as awesome :) - Berus

[askcerby]

Cerberus! My friends! Hellooo!! I felt like we haven’t talked very much lately and now i see that Sir is awake, i wanted to come spend time with you! I was just hanging out with Briar before this, hehe.

-@mechanisedcinders

CINDEEERRRSSS HI HI HI HELLO HI - Berus

Hello again. - Sir

PLEEEAAASE COME SPEND SOME TIME WITH US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - Berus

can you help us open this package when you’re here please <:3? - Cherry

WE MISSED YOOOUUU - Berus

[askcerby]

Cerby can you swear?

if i yell loud enough i can - Berus

Do not. - Sir

FUCK

OW - Sir

other than that no not really - Berus

THAT HURT. - Sir

boo hoo >:p its what you get - Berus