#berus post

[askcerby]

what's that smell? - Cherry

It's-- it smells like us. - Sir

smells like the city. bleh - Berus

WHY DOES THAT DOG ONLY HAVE ONE HEAD - Cherry

OH DEAR GODS WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?!?!?! - Sir

[askcerby]

did you hear that Ashes got a dog in the mail?

What. - Sir

what. - Cherry

what - Berus

[askcerby]

wires on the floor

- Berus

[askcerby]

"Uh, this yours bud? It bounced into where I was staying." (Ulysses holds out a hand with a squeaky ball in it.) "Thought you'd want it back." -@passcodepenelope

YES yes its ours - Berus

Wait. Berus, stop. We know you. You spoke to Hades. Do you have business with them again? How are you alive? What purpose do you serve here, Ulysses? - Sir

could you like calm down - Cherry

Let me protect us for once. We don’t know what this mortal is planning. - Sir

your focus is slipping - Cherry

Oh, for f

[askcerby]

FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD F

- Berus

[askcerby]

Er, hello!

You're. . . something like a dog, right? I was wondering if you'd be willing to help me figure out a good recipe for dog treats. My newest friend has a dog, and I'd like to be able to send her some good treats for it, if at all possible.

Only if it's not a bother, of course.

-- @scoutcaptainaliceliddell

we’re a dog, yeah! - Cherry

wed love to help :3!!! - Berus

just keep in mind that we’re a bit incapacitated currently. one third of us is asleep - Cherry

[askcerby]

. . .

(the ball has bounced through a door, closing it in the process. The door locks automatically. What do you do?)

start whining and barking and crying so so so loud - Berus

Please don’t bark. You’ll make a crew go deaf. - Sir

but its not FAAAIIIIR :((( - Berus

Tough. Just scratch at the door. - Sir

[askcerby]

Hello.

-Dr.MvR.

Hello? - Sir

you smell bad. morally - Cherry

thats a little rude - Berus

he does! - Cherry

I get a bad feeling from this one. State your name and position. - Sir