Voltron: mermaid mischief part 2
After the first time Lance steals Keith burger, keith tells the rest of the team about it. Everyone starts laughing.
Pidge: that’s one cheeky siren we have here.
Keith: tell me about it! The bastard is a thief! What am I gonna do if he tries that again?
Shiro: maybe next time don’t leave your burger unattended. He might not try to steal it if you guard it better.
Hunk: yeah dude, don’t let him trick you into putting your burger down.
Allura: here’s an interesting thought. Why don’t you get a burger for him as well, that way he will have his own and he won’t steal yours.
Shiro: hay that’s a good idea.
Keith: huh it’s worth a shot. Ok I’ll try that.
So the next day Keith comes out to the dolphin pool with his lunch and calls out to the siren.
Lance looks at Keith from his floating platform in the center of the pool and cautiously dives into the water and approaches Keith.
Keith digs into the to-go bag, pulls out a burger and hands it to Lance.
Keith: here, this one is for you.
Lance takes the burger and bites into it happily as Keith takes out his own burger and unwraps it.
Keith: Now you have your own so you don’t have to-HAY!
Suddenly without warning, Lance snatches Keith’s burger and swims backwards as he eats both burgers cheekily.
Keith: why you!
Later Keith tells everyone what happened and they all start falling over laughing.
Pidge: LOL that siren is a real glutton.
Hunk: the burger thief strikes again! Hehehe
Shiro: what are you gonna do about it now?
Keith: I DON’T KNOW! I’m starting to think he just doesn’t want me to enjoy my burger.
Pidge: maybe you should stand out of reach when you pull out your burger.
So the next day Keith walks to the pool with his to-go bag. He had a solid plan. He’d take out Lance’s burger and give it to him, then stand up and step away before pulling out his burger.
But just as he entered the pool area, a hand from behind snatches the to-go bag out of his hand. Keith turns just in time to see the siren in human form run past him with the to-go bag, dive in the water and swim to his floating platform with to-go bag in mouth. All while managing to keep the bag from getting wet.
Keith was fuming.
Keith: you sneaky little bastard! THATS IT!
Just as lance starts to take a burger out of the bag, he sees Keith out of the corner of his eye as he jumps in the water and swims right towards Lance.
Lance lets out a startled squawk, puts the burger in the bag and puts the bag in his mouth, then jumping back in the water, swimming away from Keith.
And that is how the rest of the team found them.
They all watched in amusement as keith chases Lance around the pool in a big circle. Lance still holding the to-go bag in his mouth.
Hunk, Allura and coran laughed, Pidge recorded the whole thing with her phone and shiro covered his face with his hand as he snickered in amusement.
Eventually Keith caught up to Lance, and got on top of him. Lance yelped as he held the to-go bag out of reach with his hand and tried to fight Keith off him.
Keith climbed over Lance, trying to reach the bag. But after some struggling, Lance lost his grip and dropped it into the water.
They both watch wordlessly as the bag started to sink.
When they got to the edge of the pool, they both looked at the bag as Keith opened it to find that the burgers were now all wet, soggy and ruined.
Keith: thanks a lot you overgrown trout!
Lance responded by annoyingly trill-growling then splashing water at Keith with his tail.
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This is a continuation of my previous skit based off of SquemonWrites fanfic Lured.
I can picture Lance being a cheeky little siren and getting into the habit of stealing Keith’s burger.
I’d highly recommend checking out squemonwrites’s story and support them by leaving comments on their fanfic.
