let's share about our days
well i'm still slightly sick. so of course i stay home for 5 out of the 6 periods today. and then on my way traversing out to Jesuit, this idiot decides to run across Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway and stop in front of my fucking car. so of course i honk the horn. (do you really want me to kill you, woman??) and of course she flips me the bird. some folks are just so polite.
and then at school, i'm standing around chatting and because it's a freakishly warm day for september, my palms are slightly sweaty. and as i'm fumbling around with my car keys (typical), i drop my phone. it cracks. again. like...the screen on my precious iPhone cracks again. fuck.
and then driving home, i get stuck in traffic, an ambulance squeals past me, i drive past an intersection accident and i try my darndest not to get angry because i'm stuck behind a plethora of senior citizens who really should be checking the speed limit because i am about to chop someone's balls off if i have to drive any slower. (sheesh!)
oh and to take the icing on the cake, a horny couple driving in front of me decides to make-out at a stoplight. not horrible, but not a pretty sight. and then the dude drives even slower and i'm about to scream and then his white trash girlfriend gives up sucking on his neck and sets her sights a tad lower. he then starts to slow down even more and swerve. (doyoureallyneedhiscockinyourmouththatbad?!)
of course i can't pass them because we're on a one-lane road. perfection.
and i miss my best friend so much. i haven't seen her in forever and a day and my heart is really hurting for her right now especially with all that she has to go through right now. i just want to hang out with her and watch movies and eat pancakes and bake food where i observe and lick the bowl.
and this whole rant was pretty much useless until the end. i swear i'm going to end up in an asylum one day if my awkwardness doesn't kill me first.