#sisterfucker

[demonsandpieohmy]

Jaime, you motherfucker

[musicaddict812]

I need some weird crazy circus style fuckery in my life RN! Like a small group fuck session with a Stacked Hung TVG a slut midget and my sister fucking each other rough.

[nekrofilth]

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

What's Jane and Rippen's kid turn out like? Just curious, because I'm HOOKED on the Corona series! Are you going to make any others?

Damien Rippen is a mess. He’s bratty, and very mean, but he’s mysterious and attractive so in his teen years, he’s the heart throb of Middleburg Central High. He’s secretly a huge nerd.

They ultimately have another child, Maria, and she ends up being kinda like the family’s black sheep since she doesn’t want to be evil, and she ends up dating Boone and Sashi’s daughter.

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

Okay okay sooooo what was the best moment shared between rippen and jane? What was there best date like? what was there worst date like? can I share some headcanons about it? Best kiss? most awkward kiss? who asks what kind of chips and who is the slut for doritos?

I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR HEADCANONS!!! TELL ME ALL OF THEM. (I just REALLY love hearing HCs about my characters and ships)Their best moment is probably any moment they're evil together. Like, you know that evil love song from Phineas and Ferb? That's basically them.Their best date was probably before Jane became a villain, Rippen came home, tired from being beaten by Penn, yet again, and was frustrated. Jane could tell he needed some relaxation, and destressing and...well it's kinda obvious what they did, isn't it?Their worst date, however, was Jane convincing him to take her to the arcade. She practically ignored him, focused on her games, and almost got arrested for smacking a child when she thought the kid was trying to take her game tickets...Their best kiss was probably their first one, it was perfect timing, in the heat of the moment and everything, on their first date. It was sort of a "holy fuck we have serious mutual attraction here, GET ON ME NOW!!" kind of deal.Most awkward kiss was probably...most of them, actually. Rippens taller than her, and rather than Rippen lean down, or pick her up (since she HATES being picked up) Jane pretty much...climbs up him, like he's a giant buff goblin tree.and oh gosh, this one I have to write a scene of:"Rippen, would you like any chips?" Jane said, her tone of voice still raised, but not her typical loud yelling."I'm ALWAYS a slut for doritos." Rippen replied, with a devilish smirk.Jane, annoyed with his bad taste in chips, seeing as she has a strong dislike of the artificially triangular chips, grabbed a bag, and hurled them at him at high speed. The chips smacked Rippen in the face, and fell to the ground with a small thud.Rippen stepped over the chips, closer to Jane, and wrapped his arms around her."Those weren't the doritos I meant, my dear." he said with a small smirk.

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

I am invested in the ship I want everything you have on jane and rippen. please please please.

ask away, anon, I can answer ANYTHING about them you want to know ANYTHING  I have all of this thought out >:]

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

*slides up to you all nonchalant* tell me more about sister, and sister fucker's relationship. How, when, and where did it start? Do they fight about petty things? What do they do on dates?

Ahhh yes, Rippen and Jane's relationship. *cracks knuckles* might wanna take a seat.In the good ol' year of 2008, Jane was about 19-20 years old, and in college, Corona had already been sent to private school up in Canada, and Jane came back to Middleburg for Spring break.And, as you could figure, Jane spent the whole break playing video games. Back in 2008, there was an arcade in Middleburg (there isn't anymore, and I have info on that, but that's unrelated to this--but do feel free to ask) and Jane was their best customer. She was ALWAYS there, especially on days new games were added. Of course, due to college, she was there a lot less, only when she was back in Middleburg for school breaks.After a usual successful day of playing her games, she left the Arcade exhausted, and not paying attention, and bumped into someone...That someone being Rippen.Now, Rippen has been an art teacher for a LONG ASS time, long enough that he was one when Jane was in high school (at this time Rippen's probably in his late 30s, and he'd been a teacher since he was in his 20s)Here's the moment of "Oh, I know you!" and then they ended up having a conversation, which leads to several dates, which leads to where they are now, engaged, and Jane pregnant with his little buff goblin babies.Now, for the second question. They fight about petty shit ALL THE TIME because, damn, they both have the kind of personalities that rub together and cause arguments.The subject of these arguments? Jane's video game obsession, mostly."Jane, it's date night, I was thinking we were going out.""You can't pause during a boss battle, Rippen"or"Why are you always playing your dumb games?""They are not dumb!!"or "Ya'erasfa'askfiasd dfksdjf'dnaskdva""Jane, stop speaking to me in that made up language from your game, you look foolish."Of course, that doesn't mean that things related to Rippen don't end up arguments...."All you care about is your career!! What about me, Rippen? You're always asking for my attention, and when I genuinely want to spend time with you, you're busy obsessing over the missions, when we're not even in them!!"Now, they probably argue quite often, but knowing them, it's resolved fairly quickly. (Because well, they end up...you know. That's how Jane GOT pregnant in the first place) They aren't even married yet, but they act like an old married couple.As for what they do on dates...That's tough to say, cause they don't tend to have the same activities in common. Jane probably somehow manages to convince him to play video games with her (and Rippen always loses. Hard to win games against an international major league gaming champion)When Rippen picks the dates, he probably does the kind of mushy evil romance stuff from that imagine spot in Lady Starblaster probably :')I hope this gives a good idea of their relationship! If there is anything else you would like to know, of course, just feel free to ask. I have PAGES upon PAGES of this stuff thought out.

[simptasia]

it’s ironic how yoga is considered by fucked up health people to be a great way to help depression when kurt wagner is a bendy manic depressive motherfucker