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Happy birthday to my best friend @simptasia!

#you told me you were drawing a guy in lingerie for me and i guessed julian and i was fucking right. I KNEW IT #btw guys katie drew this for me independently of me telling you guys to imagine julian in lingerie jhfdsjhfds katie knows me well #this is so good. it's so pretty and lovely. thank you so much!!!#the colours!! the emerald green lacy lingerie. a pose that shows off his hands and feet. his long limbs. the pillows. the drop of precum <3 #what a wonderful gift #star trek #julian bashir

qualifications for who deserves food

very hungry

hungry

a little hungry

doesn't feel hungry ever, but eats to not die

not exactly hungry, but could go for something for the texture, taste, etc

full, but with enough room for a nice snack

very full, but they have free will so hey, good luck

bonus fetish option: hungry for sexual and/or romantic enjoyment

you get my point

everybody deserves food

#needing food. it came free with your digestive system #but also wanting food? not a bad thing! pretty great #so many people apply morality to eating and it's fucking weird and sad

egorenegadeboi

if a marginalized man starts talking about his struggles and you make it about how much you hate men you are not a good person tbh

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

justatiredlittlesnail

#see look!#an example of somebody tinting a cap a different colour #WITHOUT doing that awful wobbly water effect that makes it sickening to read #thank you! I hope this catches on because UGH

hellofmychoice

The myth that “masculinity is always privileged over femininity” has gone so far that people literally tell trans men “no one is stopping you from being a man or masculine” to trans men/mascs like transphobia doesn’t exist.

#things aren't so black and white!!!#holy shit most things depend on the fucking situation

yaoigaysexaura

you can't say "stop making everything about men" about a group of marginalised people who have been historically erased and never centered in any conversations that affect them. that is erasure. you are perpetuating the system that leads to these people being trafficked, raped, and killed without ever being remembered as more than a "tragic woman"

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

garak: alright, I'll bite. what's england?

#julian was starting to form a hard-on from hearing garak say ''i'll bite'' but it got halted by shock and confusion #garak is fucking with him. but its neat how like garak had to learn about julian's culture #from scratch. as an adult. because he's an alien. that's fun #anyways I hc that garak becomes a raging francophile #you fucking heard me

simptasia

every time i see andy robinson lick his lips, which is a lot because i follow a blogger who documents this habit of his, i think "you ate grey paint"

simptasia

#andy robinson and michael westmore respectively

every time i see andy robinson lick his lips, which is a lot because i follow a blogger who documents this habit of his, i think "you ate grey paint"

#bro consumed grey make-up on and off for seven years #obviously it was non-toxic it was on his fucking skin but I still think of this

waterme-stories

has anyone done this

my cardassian shedding headcanon was born from how sometimes the make-up for garak looks cruggy and lumpy. wet laundry garak

#i hc that cardassians shed a little bit all the time. but there's a huge shedding once a year #cardassians who are close help each other out as a bonding ritual (and to get the tricky parts)#the ridges and scales on garak's back look wonky as a result of his loneliness...#yeah there are loofas but it's just not the same

any new information about lizards is always appreciated, it opens up possibilities with garak

#i want femoral pores to become dominant fanon #pheromone ducts in the inner thighs is literally the sexiest place to have those #MIST JULIAN WITH YOUR FUCK SCENT #it's funny because if julian is already between garak's legs then he's gonna be shucking garak's oyster anyways #so the ''fuck me'' mist is just an extra bonus for the horny stat

praguegirl

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore

coughloop

There was really no winning that one

#this fucking kid. where are your parents. they raised you wrong

simptasia

my headcanon that cardassians shed and have a Big Shed once a year... it just occured to me that if Julian were to, say, gnaw on garak's neck ridges in a lustful daze... when garak is much too close to shedding season. well. that could have gross results

simptasia

would it be wrong to eat garak's shed skin

#I suppose it's far better than eating garak's regular skin #it's not cannibalism because garak and julian aren't the same species #it's just very weird and gross

one time, in 2015, I was super fucked up zonked out after the dentist (tooth removal, by a bad dentist) and my mum took me to the shops. and she said "I'm gonna get you treats because you've been such a good, brave girl" and sometimes I remember those words and I smile and cry. she got me pizza pringles, by the way. my treats

#during this trip #she told me ''its not healthy to swallow your blood''#so in my fucked up state I without hesitation spat a ton of blood onto the floor of the floor and veg section #alarming everyone around me

my headcanon that cardassians shed and have a Big Shed once a year... it just occured to me that if Julian were to, say, gnaw on garak's neck ridges in a lustful daze... when garak is much too close to shedding season. well. that could have gross results

#mouth fulla neck skin meat chunks #doctors aren't as squeamish as regular people but my gosh there must be limits #that's some body horror i thought of there

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