#sistermine

[ravennemo]

The person who manages Indica Watson’s Ig account (little Eurus) is so savage. 😥

[megaraye]

Onna my favorite people on the planet <3 #sistermine #ShellsBells

[wyomings]

hi blue gushers

hi sister im drunk

[nolapfau]

Sistermine: you need to come to my work one day to meet Mikel. He's like another version of you. The way you talk and gesture and even the nerdy cartoon love. Its wicked weird

Sistermine: i like him just because he reminds me of you

me: Okay, but I have a standing policy to kill all doppelgangers.

Sistermine: Fair, but he doesnt look like you

Sistermine: so I think you're safe

me: Or he is...

Sistermine: thats clearly what I meant. I just have a hard time telling you two apart

[drama-is-my-name]

Fun sister story:

So we tease my sister that she is cursed with a terrible power. This power is to destroy electronics by virtue of proximity. Seriously, every electronic she owns typically has to be replaced more often than should be necessary. Her first i-Pod, her second i-Pod, her first phone, her second phone, she once caused both of the computers in our house to crash in less than 24 hours for no apparent reason, caused a car to breakdown, she looses electronics more often than anyone else, her laptop randomly spazzes, wifi slows down when she uses, she has blown the fuse at our house more than one time, and evidently coupons and gift cards claim to have already been used when she attempts to use them.

So the two of us and some friends went to see the new X-Men movie about a week ago. Afterward, sistermine informed me that she had spent 10 minutes earlier that week legitimately concentrating on two different lamps in her room, trying to make them stop working on purpose. A discussion afterward has allowed us to determine that lights and surprisingly cameras seem to be immune to this power. Stay tuned to find out if my sister successfully becomes the next mutant who is in need of Professor X's guidance.

Edit: I forgot that she also worked at a golf course for several years and the golf carts and maintenance carts she would use often broke down for no reason and magically started working when someone else attempted to use them.

[nolapfau]

When my sister and I were kids we got in trouble for something once, and our mom was REALLY mad. My sister was (is) really stubborn and she was glaring at my mom so hard that my mom threw a glass and screamed "DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!" It took her a few seconds to process what she'd just said but by then it was too late and the damage was done. She just busted up laughing. My mom was awesome.

[nolapfau]

astrangejoy replied to your post:Had my first visit to a barber today. Hair is ON...

Thank you. Thank you for doing that.

You're...welcome? That's kind of a weird response.

[nolapfau]

astrangejoy replied to your post: Really just want to go home and play more Skyrim. ...

I read this as “SKYRIM blahblahblah SKYRIM blahblah SKYRIM”

Essentially correct.