MY OWN SCP DR!! Basically just my sona...
DR "WOUND" — it/its
Dr WOUND is made entirely of a void-like goop substance. Despite having a mouth, it prefers to gain nutrients by absorbing things into various parts of its body, mainly the torso. Because of its constant grooming and self-care after every test it's been through, its fur is very fluffy. Dr WOUND also has no genitals, as it reproduces asexually like an amoeba.
Dr WOUND was first discovered in Dr Glass's office as a normal black cat, napping on his seat. The only thing that gave it away was its extra two eyes. Dr Glass says he has no clue how Dr WOUND got there.
Dr WOUND was eventually recruited and now has a similar job to Dr Alto Clef, but Dr Clef is much more preferred because Dr WOUND won't work unless given treats. This is a trap; even if you give it some, it will just keep demanding more.
RULES FOR STAFF
DO NOT pet unless it's break time
DO NOT feed treats, especially canned tuna
DO NOT run tests on Dr WOUND without knowledge from the O5 Council
DO NOT attempt to melt or freeze Dr WOUND
DO NOT purposefully try to dirty its eyes
DO NOT take off its bandages
STOP trying to get it to transform. We've already had three staff members get bitten because of this
If found lurking in the air vents, staff is to report it immediately to the O5 Council
DO NOT try to put your hand in Dr WOUND'S real mouth
RULES FOR DR WOUND
No sniffing around in the fridge
No knocking over things
Stop staring so intensely at people
Do your job when told to
Only take off bandages when you need to change them/in dangerous missions
Don't bite the staff
Don't interrupt meetings
Don't use your feline form to get people to pet you
Dr WOUND is still learning how to speak. For now, it only communicates in purrs, meows and hisses. In 2020, it learned to say its first words, "FUCK DR CLEF". Dr Clef still wonders who was screaming those words in the middle of the night for a whole week.
Taking photos of Dr WOUND is allowed, just turn your flash off.
"It's actually pretty useless and doesn't do anything other than sleep, eat and catch mice." — Dr Glass
"ALL THE PET MICE FROM MY SECRET STASH I WAS PLANNING ON RELEASING INTO THE FOUNDATION ARE DEAD." — Dr Clef
"It likes to visit me as a normal house cat whenever I'm injured, but then it suddenly turns back to normal and crushes me." — Dr Gerald
