#sith shenanigans

[darlingkairos]

*Looks around* so hey

Also yes, the last pic is Vader and Mauls online Sonas for this game they play where they terrorize people. Vader is customized with thousands of dollars worth of outfits but maul wears default f2p outfits.

[threebea]

Do Maul and Anakin ever meet? They don't, do they?

Palpatine moving pieces so that the two are never on the same side of the galaxy at the same time. Makes an error one day and the two get into a fight.

Anakin: (mostly focused on the fact Maul killed Qui-Gon)

Maul: (about to spill all the tea on Palpatine.)

Palpatine sweating like oh no the ex and the girlfriend are meeting.

Dooku the current wife being like: ... Wait should I be in that conversation?

[intermundia]

Hi there. I was re-reading Lex Talionis again and one line jumped out at me that I absolutely loved. From the chapter Ruin, Palpatine says to Anakin "You are powerful, Anakin. You have more strength in the Force than the Jedi can possibly understand, or possibly allow. I will teach you to set yourself free.”

I loved how this line encapsulates the sith code, which at this point Anakin doesn't know. This bit was so delicious, and I kinda sped through it before, but this time around it hit me in the face so hard! Oh I love this line! And your writing overall, but this line in particular!

oh yay i'm so happy to hear that it caught your eye!!! i tried really hard to both make palpatine's manipulations in character for him and representative of the larger philosophy of the sith. i did a lot of research on sith lore before writing LT, both from the movies but also from EU things like games and rpg guides to see how other people had extrapolated from the nuggets that lucas gave us in canon about the dark side. i was so fascinated to learn that the sith code was written to be deeply influenced by mein kampf and the ideal of a kind of warped nietzchean ubermench, and so i wanted to emphasize that kind of fascist ideology of freedom through strength. i wanted anakin to be vulnerable to that sort of flattery and encouragement much like he is in canon, not thinking about the larger implications beyond how it serves himself and his wants. very fun to write haha i'm glad you liked it!!!!

[sk-willow]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sheev Palpatine & Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker Characters: Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Padawan Character(s) Additional Tags: AllSWMultiWeek2022, Canon Compliant, Sith Shenanigans (Star Wars), Sith Rule of Two (Star Wars), Jedi Temple Crèche (Star Wars), Padawan Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Temple (Star Wars) Series: Part 3 of ASW_MW-2022 Summary:

Darth Sidious camina por el templo Jedi, admirando a sus futuros aprendices en la guardería de los Jedi.

[autisticdindjarin]

evil bubblegum! evil bubblegum!

@sith-shenanigans OC

[keldae]

Fictober 2021 -- Day 5

There was still ringing in Sorand’s ears when he carefully opened his eyes to see blonde hair, crossed arms, and unamused golden eyes staring down at him. “... Ow,” he gingerly croaked, and was pleased to discover that his vocal cords still seemed to work. The smell of ozone and burnt hair in the air was probably a bad sign, and his head was pounding loud enough that his displeased advisor could probably hear it, but he was pretty sure neither of them was dead. Death couldn't hurt this much.

“I’m not saying I told you so…” Lana started, her stare unwavering as she glared at the other Sith, “but…”

“... So maybe you were right,” Sorand admitted as he slowly sat up -- on his own power, he was proud to note. “And fucking around with that Sith artifact was a bad idea.”

“You suppose so?” Lana dryly asked.

“I’m getting that impression.” Sorand shook his head to try and clear the ringing from his ears, and immediately regretted it when the planet seemed to keep moving after his head was still. “Remind me of this the next time I have ideas.”

“As I recall, that’s what you said the last time.”

“Did I?”

“You did,” Lana confirmed. “And do you recall what Shara said the last time when we told her about your experimentation?”

“... Yes, and none of it fit for polite company.” With a groan, Sorand stood up, using the table for support since Lana seemed entirely unwilling to let him use her as a crutch. The damaged table wobbled threateningly, but didn't collapse under his weight. “In my defense, I didn’t know that was going to happen. This time.”

“Really. You didn’t expect a trap worked into one of Naga Sadow’s relics, designed to take out the next ambitious Sith to poke about with it.” Lana’s scowl deepened. “You’re lucky that trap was old enough for most of the potency to wear off before it could kill you, or worse.”

“Yes, Mother,” Sorand sighed, then promptly yelped when the Force flicked his ear painfully. “Ow!”

“You deserved that,” Lana growled. “You’re equally lucky I haven’t called Shara yet to tell her what idiocy you did.”

“... Yes, Lana.” Rubbing his ear, Sorand sighed again and tried to focus on the incoming lecture around his pounding headache. "Is tattling to my wife part of your job as my advisor?"

To judge from the glare Lana gave him, she was seriously contemplating murdering him, and not just for his coveted Dark Council seat. “It’s definitely a perk,” she finally said.

"Duly noted." Sorand groaned as he sat in the nearest mostly-intact chair and rested his forehead on his hands. "I'm shutting up now before you decide to complain to my father, too.”

[cinnabon-sith]

I cannot be convinced that this didn’t happen. Just think of the shenanigans that these two highly trained intelligence operatives could get into! And yes Satele and Malcom were there when this happened, and no they were not in on it. The dessert was probably wonderful.

[oifaaa]

Look. Anakin is valid. We are *all* in love with Sith!Padmé and I will, in fact, cry about it.

I have the strange feeling you all would turn to the dark side if it means getting close to sith padme