#sithsbaby

[odunson-blog]

good morning Poe Dameron is queer and trans

[klingonandon]

me: do you have a hot knife?

kyle: a what?

me: a hot knife

kyle: i dont know what that is

me: a hot knife?

kyle: no...

me: A Knife That Is Hot

kyle: oh....no I don't

me: then what was that thing that got knocked over like last week?

kyle: what? that was a heat gun

me: ....oh.

[klingonandon]

rando:Do you kinkshame us, sir?

me: I do kinkshame, sir.

rando: Do you kinkshame us, sir?

me: Is the law on my side if I say yes?

rando: No.

me: No, sir, I do not kinkshame you sir; but I do kinkshame, sir.

[klingonandon]

if you don’t think that rey wouldn’t be the power top in reylo ship then boy howdy you have grossly misinterpreted her character bc there is no way she’s gonna let pansy boy ben push her around ok. she literally reverses his interrogation shit onto him and uses it to teach herself some force power shit like girl is STRONG as hell she don’t take no shit from nobody 

[klingonandon]

me: i don’t really ship reylo because i’m just not really into it but i mean i guess i could see why ppl like it? but its just not my thing

ppl all over my dash: UGH ITS SO AWFUL REYLO IS THE WORST SHIP ITS LITERALLY THE MOST TOXIC THING EVER AND ANYONE WHO SHIPS IT IS AWFUL AND DESERVES TO GO TO HELL UGH ITS JUST THE WORST

me: 👀 

me: well ok now im gonna ship it just cuz of spite lmao see u in hell fuckers

[klingonandon]

When will my roommate return from the war? I miss him.

[klingonandon]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ENCOURAGED YOU TO FRIDGE RUTH. I'M A SHAM.

you saw it first here folks, this is the one who influenced lysander’s story to follow manpain from fridging his gf

[gotalifetime]

modern joan of arc