⭐️Please talk to me about dnd and podcasts⭐️

⭐️ Garrett. 27. They/them ⭐️ I am home of sexual, dumb of ass, and none of binary ⭐️ shameless thane krios fanboy ⭐️ klingon apologist ⭐️ star trek, mass effect obsessed ⭐️current podcast obsessions: adventure zone, critical role, magnus archives, bombarded, penumbra

[sandmandaddy69]

[klingonandon]

okay i deleted the other spam posts and checked my queue was empty, and im gonna change my email and password this time instead of just my password? and see if that helps? im so sorry to everyone it tagged

[klingonandon]

I’m sorry to anyone that got tagged in that last post! My account apparently got hacked! I have changed the pw now and stuff so hopefully it wont happen again

[unpretty]

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

[bisexuhowl]

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

[unpretty]

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

[unpretty]

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

[unpretty]

best part of this post is all the people with prosopagnosia confirming that they literally never questioned why the prince was incapable of hiring a sketch artist even in versions without masks/glamours

(ps here’s this)

[pom-corner]

Repeat after me:

Fat people should be able look in the mirror without feeling like the world thinks they’re ugly.  

Fat people should be able to see themselves as the main character, not a sidekick at best, or a slobbish pig at worst. 

Fat people should be able to speak about themselves positively without some random fuckhead saying “Um, stop promoting obesity it’s unhealthy.”

Fat people should be able to get treatment for medical problems without doctors immediately assuming the weight is the problem. 

Fat people should be able to find nice, cheap clothes as easily as any skinny person. 

Fat people should be treated like people, not some horrific blight on society. 

[chokit-pyrus]

I saw this one post ages ago where someone said that video games can’t have plus-size characters, because “how could they do cool action?” I can’t find the post, but it inspired me to show you guys some gifs of real people.

[virginiaisforhaters]

just once i want a buzzfeed solved. a demon walks up and smacks shane in the face and then they duke it out, two demons fighting for dominance 

[mclennonyaoi]

you know what? ill say it. the reason so many lgbts and traumatized people like the mcelroys is that they produce unproblematic content that is respectful, accesable and easy to enjoy, and they love their families. it’s about the vibes, and they pass the check. they’re on the opposite end of the spectrum of the ‘i hate my wife’ comedians. in this essay i will-

[captainjonnitkessler]

Griffin during TAZ Balance Arc: We are going to have a meaningful and touching narrative if I have to drag you three chucklefucks kicking and screaming the whole way there

Griffin during TAZ live shows: So you’ve killed Santa Claus and taken his place,

[klingonandon]

is there no quick way to do reblogs/queue posts anymore? used to i could hover over the reblog button and a lil menu would float up. is there an xkit extension to cover this? i know i barely come on tumblr anymore but this just made it more difficult for no reason. 

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

say what you want about this website but at least people can usually post their portrayals of characters with darker skin tones/body types without getting 500+ death threats from ahegao hoodie twitter

[then00breturns]

you can also usually post silly pride shit like “minecraft steve trans” without having death threats either

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

you just reminded me of how there was a whole twitter meltdown because someone said that the minecraft bee is trans

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Please don’t yell at retail employees during all this. It is not their fault that the stores are out of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, etc. etc.. They’re doing their best and they’re going through the same exact thing as the rest of us. Be kind.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:

[theguardianoflasttuesday]

It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids.  It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

You really just gonna walk into this home and criticize my parenting? As if I don’t do enough for this family? Why did I ever marry you? You didn’t even thank me for the pork roast I worked on all evening IswearIdossomuchforyouandyounevertakethetimetoappreciateitI’msodamntiredallthetimemybackhurtsfromcookingporkroastjustletmerelaxandwatchsomefuckingstartrekyouasshole-

[spunkywench]

I can’t believe that we live in such a dystopia that people are reverting to roleplaying as 60′s housewives to cope. smh 2020 I expected better from you.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

When I try to make a meme about watching the gay ass homoerotic fight scene from Star Trek but all people wanna do is psychoanalyze me, and also I burned the pot roast cause I was distracted by an argument with my husband

[ot3]

How does it feel having joseph as your favorite jojo

[outofcontextdiscord]

[ultraviolet-eucatastrophe]

I often say my favourite genres are scifi and fantasy, but more specifically, my favourite genres are actually "scifi but everything works like fantasy" and "fantasy but everything works like scifi"

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

#magic has RULES and fantasy races have EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY ( tag from @untitledfirbolg​ )