#sixalotheau

[partyhatproject]

Chris: you're a spy, she's a spy-

Are there anymore spies I should know about?-

mr mumbles in a spy costume walks in

[partyhatproject]

dan, looking like 10 men beat him up after a day where they just went to burgerphile without a revenge plan to enact

chris: HUH???

(idk if this makes sense but its a funny thought)

Yeah I'm picking up what you're putting down

:))

[partyhatproject]

how did dan become an agent in the au?

It just sort of happened, probably. He got into the training program as a child when an agent undercover at Camp Atrocious scouted him for his skills and ultimately got his parents to agree to send Dan away for a year or two while they sorted out their divorce.

Dan probably would’ve been sent to another country after training for years in LA (just as Elise had lived in Japan for a time), and upon his return, he reunited with Chris and they stuck together from their HS freshman year onward.

Prior to his brief move away from LA, Dan probably wasn’t as quick to jump to revenge schemes for every little thing that bothered him, but throughout highschool he probably found it to be an appropriate method of getting out his excess energy so he could focus on the ACTUALLY important things in life; that being his missions. That’s also probably why he doesn’t get in trouble as an adult, since he does his job immaculately when people are really depending on him to so long as he isn’t distracted by his own anger.