we talk about the important things in life;
sjaan: Sasha's boobs or Anna Silk's boobs?
sjaan: who has the ultimate boobs?
me: i put them together in my head so it's impossible to answer.
sjaan: The thing I am imagining right now? Sasha's boobs at the front, your head in the middle, Anna's boobs at the back of your head. Boob Holly sammich.
me: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HELL BUT HEAVEN HERE I AM
sjaan: JUST TURN AROUND IN CIRCLES WITH YOUR TONGUE OUT, ENJOY THAT LIFE.
me: *holds out hands in praise*
sjaan: "THIS IS MY RELIGION NOW" "BOOB BLESS"
sjaan: "ONE OF EACH IN MY HAND"