Feb 5, 2017
People you see at a public skating rink.
1. The wall hugger with rentals.
2. the Try-hard™
3. The hockey player that goes really fast and messes up the ice.
4. The group of middle schooler’s holding hands and/or doing stupid shit with the balancer.
5. Some parent trying to teach their 3 year old to skate.
6. That 7 year old that’s better than you.
7. Another 7 year old crashing into everything.
8.. The casual figure skater that does grateful spins and stuff while minding their own business.
9. Some little shit going too fast and getting in the way of everyone.
10. That guy who doesn’t know how to tighten his skates so they just just wobble around the rink.
11. The one dude eating on the rink when he isn’t supposed to.
