Can I steal your wife? I want a wife.
“OH! Finally! I can get rid of the old witch! Only took 400 trine! When do you want her? I can send a carriage your way the next time I see your mewling ill-nurtured hide nearing the castle countryside”
DYOO-HOO-HOO!~ AHAHA!! 𝓝𝓞.
“Get your own mate Soldier. It shouldn’t be hard for you. You’re still fairly young, you’re colorful, and you are very, very lucky to be waltzing around the courtroom in your baby feathers. I assure you, there are plenty of hooyim in the sea. The Collector however, is not one of them I assure you. Although I may joke about her often, (Much of which is to her expense, heheh.) I have faced many hardships with the Collector and she has earned my love, trust and respect. When we took each other as mates all those centuries ago, it was one of the greatest days of my life. I may not be the strongest, but if anyone were to interfere with my happiness... I wouldn’t lose to anyone. I’m not one for fights, but I assure you I know many ways to make it sting where it hurts without having to do so much as bear a fang.” “But I am not one to hold a grudge! Especially over something as trivial as a little squabbling between to skeksis! Heavens no! All water under the bridge. Although if it’s romance advice you’re looking for… I AM YOUR SKEKSIS! I have many scrolls and tomes with advice to woo that special someone. If you’re looking for one of course that is! I know some of us have… “Unique Tastes” As they say. You have been acting rather odd as of late. Your scent seems to have a hint of Vapra to it... OH MY! And if I’m not wrong, is that a dash of Grottan as well? MY MY! Someone has some admirers! Or... Ooooh~ Is your admirer of a mixed clan SkekTrik? Oh how scandalous! This would make for a wonderful forbidden romance novel!”