#skeletalks

[skelejor]

ateez blog recommendations

because i give new tinyblrs reccs all the goddamn time, i need to just have shit in one place for the sake of my sanity

@ateezhub for news and literally everything ateez posts on all platforms

@thirstkanaphan for overall news and meta

@makesoneteam for meta and shipping

@storkmuffin for meta about ateez and other kpop groups from a korean perspective

@lute-illson does fun lighting based meta

@atiny-for-life for lore

@elviesarchives is elusively gifs made by @elvenpathed

of course there's the daily photos of x member blogs, elvenpathed runs @dailydoseyunho, @dailydoseyeosang, and @dailydosejongho while @hongjoongdaily, @sandaily, and @hwadaily are all run by other lovely people

for unhinged mutual screaming theres @tangerines134340, @pirate-queen-aurora, @iovemingi, @moonlightpirate, @atiny-queth, @noctilucentminki among many, many others

@n1k9l1n4 for STUNNING and creative visual art

i personally do visual art, meta, and fanfic but not as frequently as the others, im mostly a reblogger (my art tag is skeleton sketches and my ramblings are now tagged 'skelateez' specifically because i made this whole damn list in the first place might as well make my OWN shit easy to find)

theres so many fic authors oh my god. these first few are my personal favorites

@cherrykpawp, @handlebarstiedtothestars, @kpopdiva89, @joongnoodle, @last-words-ofashootingstar, @yuyueater, @yungistiny

these are from literally just searching 'x reader' on my own blog to find fics i know i liked:

@matchamatz, @kisssan, @mingi-buffering-24-7, @sweatyracoon, @lilacmingi, @twinkieminkie, @noonatiny, @serendipithui, @honeyhotteoks, @lcvejjoong, @mingiatz, @witchleo21, @bro-atz, @dulceazucarmorena97

and i'm stopping here for now because oh my god theres so many its too fuckin' much. so have @ateezfanficawards which has so many reccs of the best of this fandom and the psychomingki archive because she was my FAVORITE author, as in got me finally reading fanfic favorite, but she got deleted and this is what i could salvage of her work

yes i know i forgot about a million and one people, that's why this post is subject to updates. if you want your blog and its niche listed or someone else's just comment it and it'll be added! any blogs recced to me that i can't vouch for will have an * next to it just in case

enjoy the feast of tinyblr! kay love you bye!

[skeletood]

New week, new episodes, new thoughts !!

Stolen Valor:

- glad to see the triumphant return of Butthead’s mighty steed

- you’re not girls Butthead??? 🤨 not if i have anything to say about it  ☝️

- also so glad to see Anderson I was wondering what he’d been getting his bad self up to in the universe with old bnb

- Butthead: it was so hot and all these dudes were on your ass- yeah i bet

- LET MY BOY TALK ABOUT THE SHAKE MACHINE STOP INTERUPTING HIM!!!! LET HIM COOK!!!!

- god i love how they still look strange even besides other adults

- GOD I KNOW THIS IS SUCH A NITPICKY THING BUT LIKE!!! WHY IS THE AUDIO QUALITY SO WEIRD BETWEEN EACH LINE TAKE!!! LIKE SOMETIMES MIKE JUDGE SOUNDS LIKE HES RECORDING IN A CLOSET AND OTHER TIMES HE’S LIKE TALKING DIRECTLY INTO MY EAR I HATE IT STOP IT!! I NOTICED IT LAST SEASON TOO!!!

- butthead car salesman moments. id buy one from him, easily. i love how much he gets to talk this segment and he gets to lead a bit for once. like keep up beavis!! you just dont get his genius 

- shut the fuck up he’s not cute you can’t convince me he’s cute i hate this man so god damn much

 - GOOD ON TOM HE GETS SOME KIND OF A REVENGE ON THESE LITTLE BASTARDS FOR ALL THEYVE DONE TO HIM

Breeding Frenzy:

- EASILY the most horrifying episode title, ever i think

- god damn it Butthead you’re part of the problem, backyard breeders like you is what gave us fuck ugly pugs 

- friend of animals beavis :]

- oh my fucking god literally scruffed his ass

- BUTTHEAD WHAT IS THE REASONING i mean i know realistically there is none really BUT JESUS CHRIST STOP SHOVING BEAVIS HEADFIRST INTO HOLES AND THEN LOOKING LIKE A DEMON

- GET HER ASS BUTTHEAD CALL HER AN ASSTH HOLE DO  IT YOU BIG BRAVE BOY

- he’s right, kill the internet its bad for mankind

- new friend!! :DD

aw they gave him a little bowl of nachos and a ball thats so sweet :]

CUTE EPISODES!! Man all of the Old Men episodes have been really good. I don’t  remember seeing if we’re getting any more this season but I really really hope so. I just had a good time watching em and that’s all i can really look for in a good episode of Beavis and Butthead :] 

[skelem4n]

hmmm headcanon time :) this is assuming they all live in the same house post-black mesa

- coomer likes to clean and does that thing that happens in all superhero movies where he'll just lift up the couch with one hand to hoover under it

- tommy has a bunk bed and its HUGE and also has a slide on it. hes as tall as the slide though so when he goes down it he just stands up basically

- darnold puts his potions in a personal cabinet to avoid incidents but sometimes he just. puts them in the fridge. it goes about as well as youd expect

-darnold and gordon have teamed up to make a "who will cause the most personal property damage this week" whiteboard for everyone and whoever gets the most has to pay for it by the end of the week

- coomer keeps mentioning a basement that. doesnt exist in the house. but he talks about it all the time

- bubby doesnt use the microwave they just sit there with whatever they want to heat up in their hands for like 20 seconds

- cont. bubby fucks with gordon by holding his things and putting them back. "why is my phone boiling" *snickering

- sunkist has a doggy door but it is just a regular door next to the front door with "vip" written above it

- benrey has a side room off of their bedroom (never a good thing to have)

- gordon is velma dinkley levels of losing his glasses and everyone makes fun of him for it

- sidenote adhd projecting headcanon but gordon also forgets to eat a lot so coomer and bubby just make food together and call everyone down when its ready

- they have a fuckin ROCKIN living room and everyone has their spots on the seats

- you bet your bottom dollar they have a games hall. pinball? check. arcade games? check. alien gamer who sits in the corner of the dark room with only the screen light on? check.

- field trip to the mall no. 57, coomer got stuck in a clothes rack again

[skeleren]

CALLOUT POST FOR CRYFIE

-walked outside onto the street and didn’t pick up a can of cokin cola that was by the sewer grate. hate the earth maybe?

-dating someone problematic but epic and cool as hell

-we were playing minecraft one time and they kept breaking all the torches while yelling about fire, and then started yelling about it being dark, creating an endless cycle

-attacked me

-lied about giving characters full names

-went out during the full moon, turned into a wolf, and ran into the woods, all instead of buying milk :/

-draws art, which we all know, is the devil’s passion

-i’ve seen them reblog at least one video game. gamer maybe? that’s problematic

-said đụ má (do ma)

-has a bird. their bird fucking sucks. you raised your son wrong. bad parent

-one time i closed my eyes and dreamed about them jaywalking so i think the only acceptable punishment is to put them in one of those things where they put the village fools and throws tomatoes at them

-Art major >:(

-was the imposter in among us

-has done some uhhh pretty yikes ummmmm things yeah :\

-its 4am and im too tired to think

@cryfie what do you have to say for your crimes?

[starryorbs]

today on maiky’s steam:

MOM THE PARTYS NOT FUN ANYMORE

CHILDREN ARE GETTING SKEWERED AND EXECUTED 

EVERYTHING SEEMED LIKE A COOL AND DANDY ADVENTURE AT FIRST BUT  IT WAS ALL A LIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJMSNDFJDNSFJS

@maiky-vs-tfoe I hate you and this angst why you gotta make me feel things jfghfgfdg

[yunacorhn]

REQUESTS ON HOLD

I may finish them next week hopefully--

[skelejor]

mingi wants you to vibe with him

@minuscle-tea made this post about dinero which i agree with wholeheartedly. love it. required reading for this unhinged ramble.

most of this is just copy and pasted from messages i exchanged with @handlebarstiedtothestars but i think i'm gods gift to atiny (joke) so i'm posting them

so my initial reaction was very simple

"no thoughts just love for mingi no analysis just banger i love him"

because my brain didn't really light up the way it has for other things, i didn't go into analysis mode, i just went 'this is fun, i like it'.

which is NOT a complaint at all

and then i saw tea's post

and i started thinking about what he said on his last live, that he didn't learn the spanish he put in the song, he just put in words that sounded good to him. (i'm working off of translations so don't eat me if that's not what he actually said)

now, this is the same man who made the outfits and art and damn near everything on his roar set. who does silly ass shit when recording to make sure he has every sound down perfectly. who says that every layer of a mix is important and has purpose. he is meticulous when he wants to be. so i don't think this was out of laziness AT. ALL.

i said to handle, "this whole song isn't JUST a vibe but it is literally vibes based. its a collage of shit that sounds good, its just fun!"

they replied with, "That feels like such a [neurodivergent] process, 'This word feels fun to say' *says it 50 times as a vocal stim*"

THAT'S LITERALLY THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE! he really just wrote a bunch of shit that was FUN TO SAY

freaky friday party, ten toes down, turn down for what, the literal word dinero said multiple times back to back despite him NOT LEARNING THE MEANING OF THE WORD? the whole song is a vocal stim!

why is it a vocal stim song? why would he write something like this? well tea already told us: he's been "attending edm shows where the crowd enjoys itself instead of only being focused on the artist and him enjoying that vibe."

he wrote something that's fun to say for him, fun to just have as a backdrop to your own experience as an audience member (his line in choose comes to mind, 'ill be your backdrop'). the goals here aren't to express HIMSELF like with youth and autobhan, its to get others to express THEMSELVES with his music as a canvas! bro said 'its time for VIBES' and i love him for it!

even the breathing feels tied to the edm inspiration and the whole point i've laid out here;

the breathing is about how the audience would feel mid edm show/rave but its also a break for them to do exactly that, breathe but also its anticipation that echos beat drop build ups but also its just an interesting choice but also its giving HIMSELF a break when performing incorporated into the song

im pretty much done so have some shit i loved that i couldn't tie into this cleanly

THE NECKLACE ZOOM SHOT. WHAT DOES THAT FUCKIN' TAG SAY, MINGI? TELL MEEEEEEEE THE SMILE ZOOM IN SHOT? THE STILL SHOT OF HIM AND THE DANCERS? THE SMEARING OF THE BODIES AS THE CAMERA JUST PANS OVER IT? such a cool choice THE BLACK PERSON TOWARDS THE END? WHO WAS THAT? THEY WERE SO PRETTY! THE SIDEWAYS CREDITS! hes so creative even in the small and simple ways and i love him for it

in conclusion:

MINGI MINGI MINGI MINGI MINGI MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

tag list: @elvenpathed - @n1k9l1n4 - @handlebarstiedtothestars - @moonlightpirate - @iovemingi

[skelejor]

transparent jongho at varying sizes for my your convenience

sizes are 1200x1200 bottom centered, 1920x1080 bottom side, 1920x1580 bottom side and centered