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this post: I NEED A SOLANGELO OFFICE AU FIC WHERE NICO IS THE CEO AND COLD AND EVERYONE HATES HIM AND WILL IS HIS ASSISTANT WHO THINKS HE'S HIT BUT STILL THINKS HE'S MEAN AND STRAIGHT BUT SOMETHING HAPPENS AND THEY GRADUALLY GROW CLOSER AND NICO STARTS WARMING UP TO HIM AND IT'S MUTUAL PINING AND UGH SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE I BEG
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oh ho ho. happy you asked. post here. excuse me as this is a little all over the place and also somehow 3500 fucking words again and also i pretty much wrote the climax scene but WHATEVER its in my head now
modern au obviously.
there is a car accident.
a big one.
lee is brain-dead. on life support, and getting constant visitation, but...yeah there's not a lot of hope there. michael is in somewhat of a halfway house, newly unable to walk, at least for now, and with a host of other symptoms that make living at home hard. he needs assisted car.
will got off relatively scot-free. he had some minor brain damage and now has a migraine disorder and a shitton of burn scars from trying to drag his brothers out of a burning vehicle before they all blew up.
him and his mother also now have a whole lot of debt.
(it does not help that michael refuses to see them...the guilt from being the driver is hard. will is devastated to have lost not one brother, but two, in some ways.)
he starts working for this medical nonprofit partially because theyre hiring (desperate for a PA bc no one will stay under nico's bitch ass long enough) and also bc he's hoping to do a little fraud and get his bills paid maybe
(theyre desperate.)
rachel hires will i think. she is nervous in the interview not in the shy way but in the oh god i cannot tell him whats actually waiting for him way. i dont want him to walk out. fuck.
i think shes the main secretary. yeah.
nico interrupts the interview to bark about needing something.
rachel is so crushed bc now this guy will never accept the position fuck.
except will takes it easy as anything -- he DID go through med school and is very used to being yelled at and treated like shit by superiors. he has also worked in service. he doesnt even blink. its about dry cleaning or some dumb shit like that, just something nico needs picked up and fast because hes already late and irritable
so wills like ive got it sir. gimme an address and ill bring it to your office. can i get you a coffee while you wait?
and his voice is light, then he raises his eyebrows, slightly, and says, same tone, but eyes a little steely, or perhaps a xanax?
and rachel CHOKES.
but nico just scowls and go coffee is fine. GOOD espresso from this specific coffee shop or im not paying for it.
so rachel is like god fuck you want the job then? and will is like yah sounds good. and hauls ass immediately to the coffee shop, which happens to be the one lou or cecil work at, and he gets special best friend privileges to skip to the front of the line and get his espresso going I GOT THE JOB OKAY LOVE YOU BYE and hauls ass to whatever errand. comes back.
and its just.
for weeks nico is increasingly more demanding and absurd, like he usually is, because PAs quit after a week. but will is NOT QUITTING. so nico is kind of taking it like a challenge to be more and more impossible but will takes everything in stride with quick attitude and no issues whatsoever.
nico asks him to do four things at once and will is like "hm impossible as i am not heracles try that one again" and nico, kind of shocked since no one has ever outright refused him before, DOES. he asks for something more reasonable
like will is SO GOOD. he knows all the medical terminology, hes fast, he knows EVERYBODY, and with him as nicos PA meetings go better?? somehow?? people are charmed by will's smile and quick wit and boy is it a break from nico's snapping.
because they like will more theyre less likely to be difficult for nico, and the actual nonprofit stuff they are trying to do gets a lot easier to do
nico would be huffy about it but like. will makes his life easier too
seems to always know when nico has a headache and when he was sick refused to let him come into the office, shoved his ass onto the subway -- where he had never been even once in his life -- and brought him back to his (penthouse.) apartment and cared for him until he passed out
they dont talk about it but its like the most caring nico has recieved in a hot minute and it def changes the vibe between them
nico is gruff but he is less abrasive. he thanks will when will does stuff for him. he actually eats when will brings his meals and cheerfully sits with him instead of scowling out the window. he even lets will coach him on being less of a jackass in meetings and (tries) to take that advice.
the office is gagged. will is EVERYTHING.
but then nico gets this -- inoccuous notification.
about a small case file being approved, money being sent somewhere.
and he frowns because...he didnt approve that.
nico may be a nightmare but he is a nightmare who CARES. he looks at every file on his desk. he remembers details for every case he can.
and he did NOT send money to this particular care facility. as it is usually covered by their rival company and nico knows better than to mess with that
but he looks further into it and realizes there have been a LOT of funds sent without his approval. and he realizes that the person approving them has been will.
and he is FURIOUS.
this boy he has trusted -- he has let into his HOME, he has shared meals with, he has laughed with and even shared secrets with -- is fucking with his company. and sending money to OCTAVIAN'S insurance company no less, their biggest rival.
he calls will over and fires him on the spot basically.
will cant explain himself. everything is falling apart around him. he doesnt even have the words.
hes a little heartbroken, too. because nico -- the man whom hes really starting to fall for -- calls him a fraud, and hes right.
he doesnt even pack his things. he turns around and leaves.
he doesnt cry, on the walk to the subway. even though its dark. he doesnt cry at the station. he doesnt cry on the train.
he cries a hundred yards from the lobby of his shithole apartment building, because he left the keychain his little cousin made for him on his work lanyard, now on nico's desk, and he wont ever get it back.
hes depressed as hell. he wont stay in his room, because that scares his mother, but he drags himself to michael's facility every day even though michael still wont see him and plays with the kids living there, trying not to feel too sorry for himself. and then he drags himself to lee, even though lee is fucking brain dead, and then he drags himself to whatever part time job he can find.
nico, on the other hand, is a NIGHTMARE.
will has been there long enough that everyone has kind of forgotten who he was before, but whatever he was, this version is worse. hes acerbic and sullen and fucking AWFUL. almost cruel. people come back from meetings in frustrated tears and not even rachel can stand to work with him. the atmosphere in the office is shot.
she comes to him, one late night.
i know he stole from us. and i know thats hard. but he was good, nico. he was a good person. i think you should at least find out why.
nico just ignores her. rachel sighs, and walks away. shes ready to find a new job, honestly -- she is proud of the work she is doing at this company and she has worked here so long, but this is unbearable. she cant live like this. shes not even the only one who feels this way.
one day nico sends for coffee. they still have no PA so jason volunteers to get it, and he comes back, way later than he should be, and he is bright eyed and frantic and there is a barista in tow behind him. and jason doesnt even leave the lobby he hollers for nico to get his ass over. nico does, eventually, scowling at his shouting, snapping at him what the fuck is your problem im busy and jason is like NO. no. dont talk to me like that. dont GIVE me that! you dont fucking listen. you dont listen to a single other person, nico, and that is your problem!
and nico locks his jaw and goes fine, then.
and jason falters and hes like no, no. since you know everything. go on.
and there are like.
crowds.
but jason doesnt care and nico is not looking. so jason takes a deep breath and goes firing will was wrong.
and nico goes the man who stole from us? that was wrong?
and jason steels himself and says firmly yes. did you even ask him why?
and nico says im not one to give alibis to thieves, no.
but jason scowls and goes LISTEN, you prick. listen. and he gestures to cecil, who is following the exchange with wide eyes and kind of realizing for the first time how maybe fucked his best friend is.
but if theres one thing about cecil markowitz its that he's LOYAL.
so he straightens up and gets serious and goes: how much do you know about will's car accident.
and nico blinks. and hes like. wills what.
and cecil is like. you know. the car accident that disabled him for life (migraines & brain damage) and killed his brother and got his other brother in assisted living facility. he spent like 15 hours of his day with you. im sure you talked about it.
and nico kind of pales because he is like oh no. oh god no please tell me he did not commit fraud for the most selfless possible reason and i punished him for it.
and cecils eyes kind of harden and he goes yeah. the disabilities that are invisible for him so that insurance companies refuse to help him. and the hospital that is charging him out of life and liberty to keep his brother on life support. surely you know about these things. that he is working so hard to fix. surely you are aware. and nico just quietly goes no. i didnt know.
and cecil goes did you ask?
did you ask about him, ever?
about his life?
his friends and his needs and the reason he sometimes called in because he was curled up on his bed with a pillow over his head in so much pain he can't speak? did you? ask about that?
and nico realizes that this is bigger than the fraud, maybe. this is, as cecil is implying, almost a year of constant CONSTANT effort from will; will sitting with him on long nights and helping him with hard cases and squeezing his hand as he whispers about his sister. effort that has not been funnelled back -- nico realizes he doesn't know will's legal name. he realizes he doesn't know his address. his -- fuck -- his favorite flowers, although will has brought him sunflowers -- his favorite -- on more than one occasion. so nico turns to cecil determined and is like help me fix it.
and cecil is like honestly im not sure i want you around my best friend. like to be real. he loves you and you didnt even give him a chance to defend himself.
and nico nods and hes like i know. i fucked up. i will make it up to him for the rest of my life.
so cecil begrudingly helps him and points out the flowers will likes on the walk. and they get to will's apartment and his mother answers the buzz and she softens, a little, because she can see just from how will speaks of this man that he loves him, even if he's made a mistake. so she tells him that he's with his brother. he is most days.
and cecil says well i am going to leave you to it. i -- can't go back there. lee was my friend too.
so nico swallows his pain and heads up to the local hospital. and the secretaries and nurses know will by NAME -- he may not have completed his residency but he has an MD, still. he was a prodigy, too, graduated early. he knows his shit and he knows his shit well, and while he isnt employed or anything he sure helps them a whole lot.
so nico follows their directions to lee's room and when he gets there will is --
well, will is balanced on lee's bed, tongue sticking out of his mouth, illegaly painting something on the wall. a sun, in the corner, by the looks of it. and dotted stars on the ceiling.
nico is like well i see where half the bills are coming from now. and will SHRIEKS and falls off the bed and nico catches him, barely, and smiles and says youre gonna get charged for vandalism, dumbass.
and will pulls away wide eyed and is like. nico. oh.
and it does not escape nico's notice that he puts himself between nico and his brother.
and boy does that feel like shit.
so nico sits down on the chair a fair distance from him and waits for will to sit too. and they lay there in silence for a significant chunk of time before nico is like, just straight up: im sorry. i made a mistake.
and will doesnt really look at him and is like i uh. i did technically funnel several thousand dollars from your company. you were not exactly in the wrong.
and nico shakes his head and hes like i mean more than that. i did not treat you well.
you dont treat anyone well.
no, you're -- different.
im different?
yes.
nico pauses, staring out the window.
i took advantage of you, i think.
and will doesnt really answer he just stares. and nico looks back at him finally and he has his hand brushing over lee's arm, absentmindedly, by habit pulling up his covers and brushing back his hair. he looks at nico the whole time.
and nico says i think you are a carer. most of all. you care for people. and you came to my company and i was in this dark space, that i have been in most of my life. i was used to it. and then you come in with your brightness and heat and i clung to you, even as i scorned you in the beginning, because you were the light after plato's cave, you know? it stung and i was sullen and hesitant but god for the first tme everything lit up.
and that just wasnt...thats not fair to you, i guess. i never thought about what you need. youre a person, not a bright thing. and im sorry for that.
and will goes well i was like. your hired assistant.
and he squirms and hes like and honestly you kind of helped me too.
and nico isnt quite ready to accept it. he says your friend tells me you were a doctor.
and will nods. almost.
a doctor, will. i didnt even know.
well, i dont talk about it.
will avoids his gaze and there is a beeping from lee's monitor, so he stands and fixes it with practice and ease. nico watches his shaking fingers still as they adjust his saline, like it is nothing.
i dont know -- how. my brother wont talk to me. lee is -- dead, functionally.
he chokes as he says it.
i relied on my brothers every day of my life and then i woke up one day and didnt recognise myself in the mirror and my two favorite people in the world were -- gone. i was adrift.
will shrugs.
i quit my program. i -- couldnt do it anyway, i guess, cant cut someone open with shaking hands. i just cried most days and struggled and the debt kept getting worse and i wanted to -- well. he doesnt say it but nico gets it, suddenly and horrifically -- will fiddles with the bandage always on his wrist and nico realizes what it hides, what will has tried to do.
i convinced myself i didnt have a purpose, nico. i was so sure of it. he looks to nico and his eyes are so dark in the setting sun. nico cant breathe.
but you gave me something, again. i mean, you were a piece of work and i went home and complained about you to anyone -- and i mean anyone -- who would listen --
he grins, and nico huffs a laugh, not doubting it --
-- but fuck, neeks. for the first time in too long i was me again. there was someone i could help. and -- well, not a bad someone either.
he looks down and there is a curl to his shoulders that is almost shy. nico stares at it, at the bob of his throat, and his mouth goes dry.
you're funny, even when youre being a jackass. and you care about people and you get things done and you arent bothered by my attitude.
i like it, nico admits, heart pounding. will looks at him and he flushes but pushes forward, still, forces the words out of his mouth. i like it when you push back at me. it makes me feel like a -- human, again. like someone who can be wrong instead of an untouchable entity.
will snorts. well i can most certainly promise you that you are wrong often.
nico quirks his lips. i know. i know. he breathes out, smile dropping. and i was hugely wrong, will, in casting you away. the foam of the arm rest creaks under his fingers. i -- want you back, if you want to come back.
will exhales, fingers tracing the swirls of lee's bedsheets. nico's heart sinks, and he knows what will is going to say before he says it.
i don't think i can work for you anymore, he confirms. he bites his lip. i -- it was a lot, nico.
nico nods, chest tight. i know. i totally under--
plus, there's something of a conflict of interest.
nico whips his head up. what?
will avoids his eyes, breathing quick and shallow, shoulders up to his ears. i'm. i think its frowned upon, when the PA wants to sleep with the boss. whole trope and everything.
nico feels his heart stutter. he meets will's guarded, careful eyes with his own wide ones, and stares, one minute, two, until the barely-there hope in will's eyes starts to fade, until he nods to himself.
i hope you'll still write me a reference letter, will jokes lightly. i mean, i dont see a lot of PAing in my future but --
im in love with you, nico blurts. marry me.
will freezes. uh.
i mean! i mean, fuck, im sorry, i -- nico is bright red and he feels it, and wills nervous little giggle makes it worse, fuck, what is he doing.
he exhales, long and slow. he balls his fists and lets go of the tension, like jason taught him. he meets will's eyes again, and this time his voice is steady.
not yet, he says firmly. don't marry me -- yet. but. he breathes out again. try, with me. he swallows. if you want to.
i want to, will says, softly.
we can get you back to med school, if you want. something other than surgery. people need doctors, will, you can always --
i want to.
-- any school you want, if you still need school -- do you still need school? -- ill pay for it, i can --
i want to.
-- i promise i am not hurting for money and thats what this whole organization is, isnt it, making the medical field more accessible, and --
nico.
nico freezes, gulping in a huge breath. will sets his brother's hand lovingly down and moves until he is crouching in front of nico's hyperventilating form, both hands gently squeezing his.
deep breaths, nico. follow me.
nico does, inhaling when he breathes in, huge and exaggerated, and exhaling when he breathes out. will keeps breathing with him until the shake in his chest steadies, until the bounce of his legs slows to something more normal.
ill marry you, nico, he says quietly. if you still want to marry me.
nico nods frantically. i do. gods, will, i do.
he places a hand on will's scarred cheek, and will leans into it, tired but soft, hesitant but believing.
i do.
long engagement, will says. he smiles wryly. it'll take you two years at least to make up for all the shit youve thrown at me.
nico laughs, drawing him in close. as long as you need, he promises. we'll do it your way, for this. we tend to, anyways. okay and they kiss etc etc
epilogue is as expected. they get married. will gets his residency in paediatrics and starts his own practice. he sees patients in low income high debt areas specifically and nicos company fights the shitball insurance policies for them. it takes time, but eventually they let lee pass. nico is there for the funeral, squeezing wills hand as he cries through his eulogy. michael lets his brother in, again, coming eventually to their company.
nicos new PA is an old largely-retired man who was once will's favourite prof. his work under nico is easy. his position is revered, and he has large shoes to fill.
the end.
some thoughts from my earliest stage of brainstorming before i hit my roll:
nico would be such a sullen asshole trying to scare will off like the rest of his PAs and wills stubborn ass is like well none of your other PAs were broke enough apparently because you could violate several subsequent labor laws in front of me and im not going anywhere. jackass. ill show you what it looks like to need MONEY
i think it would also b really funny if when will initially hears back from his application cecil and lou ellen are wide eyed going you cannot work for DI ANGELO. mafia man?????? will you are so mouthy you are going to end up dead and will is like bitch we cant eat im going to end up dead ANYWAY
but he is a little afraid of mafia man nico
that is what first breaks the tension. will mouths nico off and nico calls him into his office, sits him across his desk and just stares, silent and deadly. and after several minutes of squirming will snaps if youre going to get your mafia cronies to off me you should know my life insurance payout is fucking insane and that will be a hassle for you to handle
and
there will be no gentle parenting nico into manners here will brings a spray bottle 💀
"get me x and x's number now"
(spray)
"MOTHERFU" (through gritted teeth) "get me their number please"
(spray)
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME."
"treat me like a person"
"...sorry. can you please get me their number."
"yes, thank you for asking."
other employees are watching in awe and fear
jason personally buys him lunch for a week
Notes on Skeleton Sunday
Around fifteen years ago I started doing this thing on Facebook wherein I would collect pictures of skeletons over the week and on Sundays I would post only skeleton pictures. It quickly became a compulsion that I could not stop doing.
I recently deactivated my FB and Insta accounts out of disgust; I finally had enough this year.
And so I have brought my extremely stupid personal tradition here, which is only fitting as it was the source of so many of the images I used over the years.