... SIGH.
OKAY, I FELL BEHIND. AGAIN. BUCKLE UP AND GET OUT YOUR EARPLUGS OR CLOSE THE TAB NOW, WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO GET AWAY FROM MY THROTTLED AND PAN-DAMAGED WORD DRIBBLES.
WELCOME TO THE BLOG, I'M TOTAL TRASH AND NOW YOU ARE FOR PAYING ME ANY ATTENTION, BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU GET THE FUCKING POINT. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THIS HAPPENS, IT STILL BLOWS MY INCOMPREHENSIVE AND LIKELY INADEQUATE THINKPAN THAT SOMEONE WOULD COME ACROSS MY BLOG AND GO, "OH, HEY! YEAH, THIS GUY'S INTERESTING ENOUGH TO FOLLOW, LET'S CLICK THAT BUTTON AND GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT ON MY DASH IMMEDIATELY." WHAT I'M PRETTY SURE ACTUALLY HAPPENS IS YOU SEE ME ON YOUR SHITTY LITTLE TUMBLR RADAR AND JUST HIT THE PLUS SIGN BECAUSE MY ICON'S KIND OF NIFTY, AND BEYOND THAT IT'S JUST. NAH.
WHATEVER. WELCOME ANYWAYS. I'M KARKAT VANTAS. YOU'RE FOLLOWING MY SHITTY BLOG. THANKS FOR THAT. WHO ARE YOU AND HOW ARE YOU, ON THE CHANCE WE ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHO'S WHO.
