š *How can he resist?*
There's a startled 'Mweh!?' in response. He spins around, leering at Silver upon spotting them. Were they really going to start that? He squints.
You may or may not regret doing that shortly, Shorty.
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š *How can he resist?*
There's a startled 'Mweh!?' in response. He spins around, leering at Silver upon spotting them. Were they really going to start that? He squints.
You may or may not regret doing that shortly, Shorty.
'Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.'
When a stranger stops him unexpectedly to speak to him, Vincent reacts like a roadside deer, wide-eyed, stiff, and blankly shocked. Without an idea of what to expect, no script or cues for anything needed of him, there's a kind of horror to being seen by a stranger, much less approached.
It's this horror collapsing at once under the unexpected joke that kills him. After the moment it takes to process what's been said, he snorts, and that opens the floodgate to a giggling that he just can't hold back until he's gripping his sides, half-bowed, guffawing, grinning.
He gets the pun, but, "Wh-? What, as a-as a date?" So absurd and nonsequitor that there's no space for anything but amusement. When he's finally able to catch his breath and look his guest in the eye, his grin, sharp and inhuman, bisects his face.
"Or, as a target?" There's maybe a little too much.. joy. In that.
*He's found a weird ass product for Erika. He knows she'll find amusing things to do with butthole inscence holders in a tin*
I know exactly where to put these...ā„ā„ā„
*Special delivery for Cherry from Shorty. He knows Cherry will find the most fun things to do with these*
"i'm servin this up at dinner wit'out tellin' tha othas."
Iām learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
"heh...the things we'll do in bed together'll make enough history ter be talked about fer generations."