Went to the mall today (I WENT OUTSIDE WHATTT)
I got jeans, and a skirt, and spent twenty minutes telling my friends about how I got a skirt anytime I opened my mouth, bought a smoothie, got engaged to my friend and initiated said engagement by purchasing matching owl rings, signed up for a reward program I didn't want because I was too socially awkward to say no, went to TGIFridays and ate food and then went home.
WHAT A FANTASTIC SOCIAL EXPERIENCE.
(You may find my fiance here. Because we are soul mates.)






