slug delusions

sam | 27 | gay! | chronically ill | silly little guy | she/her

[fox-with-five-iiiiis]

[caffedorzo]

[wingedprincessheart]

we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

[wingedprincessheart]

we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[flerns]

im collecting them

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[galaxywarp]

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

do you like my devices

[indistantdays]

[urandroidgirl]

The path of inaction will not lead me to the life I want

[truly-nerdy]

[filthburger]

[dogpuppy]

[threedollarsdotcom]

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

[low-polly]

my liege those are crab rangoons

[vaporwavecorp]

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

[dragon-in-a-fez]

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS