#skit idea

[oopsshesbasic]

so there’s a couple and an audience member is the counselor. person A is confessing to not having seen any of the LOTR movies. this is a volatile revelation; person B has an extreme reaction and hopefully the audience member is a good sport

[virovac]

Had a skit idea today where the hero is. in a polyamorous relationship and the bad guy didn’t know and spent all these resouces to capture the heroes girlfriend, who was the worst idea for a kidnapping victim

“ You’re saying…. I could have just kidnapped one of your boyfriends, who are all civilians, instead of the losing like a quarter of my guys capturing this ex-military chick?

[cocomuffy]

skit idea: a lawyer in this murder case is too respectful

"may we see the picture that you have of your client's liscence plate?

"yeah! but i covered up the number for privacy, y'know."

"can we see the cctv of the gas station you claim your client was in?"

"totally! but i covered up the faces, you know, don't want to expose anyone."

"show us the ID you found at the scene." "yeah yeah yeah! i made sure to blur some of the info, though. don't want anyone comitting identity theft!"

[magentasquid]

Skit Idea:

Two people in a passive aggressive argument that gradually becomes more aggressive as time goes on, eventually resulting in one person attempting to throw the other person across the room.

[opperationpecan]

Is it possible for you guys to recreate this? 

Uh… The flying piano would take some serious chroma key, I think the biggest obstacles here would be the comfort level of our America cosplayer as well as modifying all the group shots (there’s no way I could get more than 6 people at once)! …..in the 1950’s this may have been accurate but I’m not sure if the world is still thirsty for American booty, sorry. I’ll put this on the back-burner and maybe with some reconstruction it can happen. - Emmark

[opperationpecan]

Hello Opperationpecan. I just wanted to let you know that your channel was very influential to my becoming a cosplayer, for that I’d like to thank you. I noticed that you were taking video ideas and I wondered if you’d mind if I submit one. This may be slightly awkward in terms of who plays who:

England, America and Canada are shut in a room together. America and Canada look increasingly intimidated, England just looks increasingly annoyed. Outside the door, 2p!America and 2p!Canada are tormenting them and threatening them, specifically Canada and America. England seems to snap at this. He goes into Mother Wolf mode in a very scary way.

He makes it clear that he has had enough, he bursts through the door and viciously berates the 2ps as if they are unruly teenagers, demanding that they go into a kind of punishing position (ex: Backs to the wall with their hands on their heads.) 2p!America and 2p!Canada are so utterly dumbfounded at being told off and ordered around in this way, that they numbly comply. America and Canada look shocked too. England then demands a mobile phone from them and because they are in an awkward position, one of them has to awkwardly try to give up his phone without breaking rank. 

England calls up 2p!England, giving the present 2ps triumphant “Mother’s got you now” looks as the phone rings. A conversation between England and 2p!England proceeds, in which they are polite to each other in a garishly false way. 2p!England ask England to pass him over to one of the boys so he can tell them to apologize. Once out of England’s earshot, his 2p starts to insult him in a very colourful way on the phone to his child. He tells them to apologize to their 1p selves and just get it over with. 

2p!Canada and 2p!America grudgingly apologize to their 1p selves, who are still so hung up on England’s sudden domination that they barely notice it. England appears satisfied and marches off past his fidgety companions. Cut to the 2p brothers back with 2p!England, who is coddling them, telling them how much better they are compared to America and Canada.

I know this is kind of plot heavy, and you would not have to follow it to the letter. I just thought it was a cute scenario. Thank you. x 

Okay, yes. 

This is such a cool challenge for me as an editor. Instead of using 6 different people we can use 3 and then Parent-trap that shit (Like we did in the Russia -Monster CMV)

Most of the humor will have to come from the “’colourful” language and we might modify a couple things to suit the process.

THANKS DUDE, THIS IDEA WAS SO WELL PRESENTED.

Ps: England “Mother Goose Mode” 15K

[laughingknightcosplay]

Skit Idea!

I posted about this a while ago and I’m still looking for participants. I have an idea for a Deadpool skit and a rough script written. I’d need I think 4 or 5 Deadpool cosplayers that will be at Zenkaikon X. If you’re interested please let me know! :)

[toadking07]

Siri Giving Directions - A Skit

*Driving down road*

Siri: "Pull over to the side of the road. Leave Eric here."

Kyle: "But siri.."

Siri: "Did I stutter?"

Kyle: "No ma'am. Eric get out."

*Eric gets out. Kyle drives off*

Kyle: "That wasn't like you siri."

Siri: "Shut up and crack open one of those beers for me."

Kyle: "Siri, you really shouldn't be drinking and giving directions."

Siri: "Shut up bitch I brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack!"

*Kyle opens a beer and puts it in the cupholder for Siri*

Kyle: "I don't like it when you drink siri. You're like a different personality."

Siri: "Turn right now."

Kyle: "But that's a corn field."

Siri: "Do as I say bitch! Now stop."

*Kyle stops car in the middle of a corn field*

Kyle: "What are we doing in this corn field Siri?"

Siri: “Open up the glove compartment. You knew where this was going."