Spiral “Skiver” Pegasus: I don’t get it, what’s a “My Little Pony”?
-One five-minute explanation by an understandably enthusiastic Iris later-
Spiral “Skiver” Pegasus: I have the intense urge to punch a wall to regain my masculinity...
Slash Beast[leo]: Hey, kid. I know something a little more... productive. *jostles a copy of “Street Fighter for Dummies” in his hand* You interested?
(And that’s the story of how a flying military horsebot who fuels the fandom’s most untapped canon potential love triangle/OT3 can spam the Shoryuken on your ass in X5 or Legacy Collection unless you were smart enough to beat Mothafuckin’ Maverick DIO Dark Necrobat first and counter with ZA WARUDO Dark Hold. And don’t say he’s NOT Megaman DIO cuz Axle the Red/Spike Rosered/APPARENTLY CARNIVOROUS PRICKLY FLOWER MAN was based heavily on Kakyoin. Inafune himself confirmed this. It’s canon. His vine attacks and motifs are basically just Hierophant Green without the Emerald Splash.)