#skjoldogsverd

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@skjoldogsverd liked for a starter.

❝ Your footwork is sloppy. ❞ To emphasize his point, one of his own legs kicked out, hitting her in the back of the knee before watching her fall to her other one,  ❝ Never completely lock your legs - or else that happens. ❞  

[thedashingone-blog1]

@skjoldogsverd

“Surely you jest, Lady Sif.” Fandral was not one to hesitate in the face of a challenge, but he also was not one to foolishly run off cliffs and ships simply because a beauty tells him to!

“We are better off riding by steed down that narrow path than leaping down into the depths of this realm!”

[firstofsakaar]

I Literally Asked For This

Oh, uh. Hah! You too, huh, Lady Sparkles? Sif--Swiffer!  ( There we are, see? I can, uh, I can recall names! )  Yeah, it’s, uh. This one’s a real winner, huh? I’m, ah. I really GET Terran fashion, y’know? People there pass me on, uh, on the street and call me “iconic.” I, uh, I inspire big moods, whatever those are, and, uh - actually, maybe you’d know. What’s a DADDY? I think that girl might’ve been, uh, MISUSING that one....

[firstofsakaar]

This is your madam president talking: and as much as i want you to have a kitty so i can play with her the next time i come visit you, it's not the right time yet. you're going to still want one in February, and you'll be in a different place then and it will be just as good then than now.

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i know, i knooooow! and i know there will still be sweet black cats available then who need homes and i can still find a young baby, i’m just–i’m weak! i’m not to be trusted!

thank you, baby. i appreciate it.

i’m just. weak.

[thestrxngestavenger]

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Oh uh...goodness. Thank you, Sif. that’s very kind of you. -blushing hard core-

[deemwcrthy]

sword in HAND, shield in the OTHER, he firmly plants his feet, hair pulled up in a bun, COCKING a brow as he waited for the warrior to take HER position. 

                 ‘ are you CERTAIN you wish to have me as a                         TRAINING partner today? in no way do i DOUBT                         your skills, but it is quite DIFFERENT going against                         me than the likes of fandral or even THOR. ‘

@skjoldogsverd

[firstofsakaar]

I literally asked for this.

I was told this is the, uh, HEIGHT of Terran fashion. I still think it looks pretty good! Little, uh, little BLAND. Little MUTED. But not bad overall!

[firstofsakaar]

I literally asked for this.

--What? I, uh, take it you’ve never been to a Noslliwonian musical festival. I was the guest of honor there, actually. Whatta ride! Whatta show! Whatta PARTY! The, uh, the redhead, she wasn’t in her garb yet, me and her - well. You probably think it’s tawdry or somethin like that to talk about old, uh, old flames, huh?

But WOW. She had a helluva voice...and a, hah!, a mouth overall.