#skjoldogsverd

[firstofsakaar]

This is your madam president talking: and as much as i want you to have a kitty so i can play with her the next time i come visit you, it's not the right time yet. you're going to still want one in February, and you'll be in a different place then and it will be just as good then than now.

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i know, i knooooow! and i know there will still be sweet black cats available then who need homes and i can still find a young baby, i’m just–i’m weak! i’m not to be trusted!

thank you, baby. i appreciate it.

i’m just. weak.

[thestrxngestavenger]

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Oh uh...goodness. Thank you, Sif. that’s very kind of you. -blushing hard core-

[alldaddyarchive]

@skjoldogsverd liked for a starter.

❝ Your footwork is sloppy. ❞ To emphasize his point, one of his own legs kicked out, hitting her in the back of the knee before watching her fall to her other one,  ❝ Never completely lock your legs - or else that happens. ❞  

[deemwcrthy]

sword in HAND, shield in the OTHER, he firmly plants his feet, hair pulled up in a bun, COCKING a brow as he waited for the warrior to take HER position. 

                 ‘ are you CERTAIN you wish to have me as a                         TRAINING partner today? in no way do i DOUBT                         your skills, but it is quite DIFFERENT going against                         me than the likes of fandral or even THOR. ‘

@skjoldogsverd

[firstofsakaar]

I literally asked for this.

I was told this is the, uh, HEIGHT of Terran fashion. I still think it looks pretty good! Little, uh, little BLAND. Little MUTED. But not bad overall!

[firstofsakaar]

I literally asked for this.

--What? I, uh, take it you’ve never been to a Noslliwonian musical festival. I was the guest of honor there, actually. Whatta ride! Whatta show! Whatta PARTY! The, uh, the redhead, she wasn’t in her garb yet, me and her - well. You probably think it’s tawdry or somethin like that to talk about old, uh, old flames, huh?

But WOW. She had a helluva voice...and a, hah!, a mouth overall.

[firstofsakaar]

W, X Y,Z

The Adult Alphabet

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)I’m guessing the character of choice is GM?He’s an ass-man. Which I’ve said before, but will continue to reiterate. :3 He’ll also indulge in a little body-worship, when and if the mood is upon him.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)Well...there’s my alien anatomy post, for anyone who needs it. The tl;dr is easy. Hairless, partially internal testes, double-shafted. :)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)SO HIGH. ALL THE HIGH. JFC. I just. Write for a lot of characters who like sex. A LOT.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Uh...I mean. He doesn’t SLEEP so much as go into powersave mode sometimes, but. Yeah. After sex, sometimes he does. But usually not easily. He’s too dom; wants to make sure the partners he LIKES are tucked up and ready for sleeps, and the ones he doesn’t are...y’know. Not currently being a problem.

[firstofsakaar]

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Send me “§” if you’d ever consider shipping our muses

Hi babe! Not like you’re sitting next to me, right? XP

I think it could work in a really twisted way in the verse we’re currently deep in on - but in nice, romantic, not-icky terms? We’d need to plot something else in a new verse. :)