Bruce Banner

Independent Movie Based Bruce Banner RP account. Independent muse. Multi verse and multi character encouraged. Mun and muse are above 21. NSFW may occur. Movie based muse. May be Ragnarok spoilers.

[malvoi]

spiderman : into the spider-verse, 2018.

[thestrxngestavenger]

Psst please like this post if you’re interested in a My Hero Academia/ Marvel crossover chat. PM me if you want the link. Thanks!

[thestrxngestavenger]

I know I’ve been sparse lately. Muse has been lacking. However, if you are interested in a My Hero Academia/ MCU crossover chat please like this post. A couple of us are starting one for funsies. I’ve got a Deku muse floating around too. If you want to hang around, just dm me and I’ll link you. Thanks!

[thestrxngestavenger]

I know I’ve been sparse lately. Muse has been lacking. However, if you are interested in a My Hero Academia/ MCU crossover chat please like this post. A couple of us are starting one for funsies. I’ve got a Deku muse floating around too. If you want to hang around, just dm me and I’ll link you. Thanks!

[rp-memes-without-queues]

Send 🎁 And an object to give it to my muse!

[thestrxngestavenger]

For munday I got some great cosplay picture as newt this weekend. Huzzah.

[horrificmemes]

Suspicious Sentence Starters

Send me one of the following sentences regarding suspicion, trust, and paranoia.

“I’m not sure you have the best intentions.” “When have I ever steered you wrong?” “What makes you think I can trust you?” “I don’t trust you. Not yet.” “It’s hard for me to believe anything you say.” “It hurts that you still can’t trust me after all this time.” “I made a mistake, okay? Are you going to distrust me forever?” “It takes me a long time to open up to people, I’m sorry.” “There’s someone outside watching the house.” “I have a weird feeling about him/her/them.” “Why do you always think people are up to something?” “I won’t give you my trust. You have to earn it.” “You can’t live your life being suspicious of everybody around you.” “I know we just met, but you have to trust me.” “What on earth are you up to?” “So, what were you whispering about?” “You’ve been keeping a secret from me.” “I’m not crazy, we’re being watched!” “Why do I get the feeling you’re not telling me the truth?” “I’d rather be safe than sorry when it comes to people I don’t know yet.” “I trusted you once and I’m never doing it again.” “You see that person? I think they’re following us.” “I just get this feeling that someone has been watching me.” “Who are you and why have you been following me?” “I used to be a very trusting person.” “Where were you?” “I’m sorry I didn’t trust you.” “You won’t call me ‘paranoid’ when you realize I’ve been right all along.” “You were right, okay? I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you.” “Give me one good reason to trust you.” “After last time, I’m not sure I should listen to you.” “Nope. Nuh-uh. I’m not trusting another one of your bad plans.” “How can we trust this person?” “How do I know you won’t just stab me in the back?” “I’m sorry, I just can’t bring myself to trust you again.” “You were right. I was a fool to trust them.” “I’m not suspicious. I’m just cautious.” “I told you that they were bad news.” “No, facebook stalking isn’t ‘creepy’, it’s called ‘being careful’.” “I get a bad feeling about them.”

[inboxideas]

Send me § and my muse will react to yours pushing them against a wall and kissing them.

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[sockablock]

Universal experiences that prove why D&D is both the best and worst game ever:

“Make a stealth check.” “45.” “Your character just stops existing.”

“Now he’s gonna attack you, and—aw, fuck!” “Did you roll a nat—“ “I rolled a nat 1.”

“That’s 34 points of damage.” “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead—“

“I’m gonna cast [every AoE spell ever] on that guy.” “Hey! I’m standing right next to him!” “You’ve got a lot of HP, you’ll be fine.”

“I’m not sure you can do tha—“ “Nat 20.” “…you do that, I guess.”

“Wait, can I go ask [enemy NPC] for info?” “No, you killed him. He’s super-dead! His blood is everywhere, he’s not talking.”

“Make a persuasion check.” “Well I rolled a 2, but with my modifier it’s a 25.” “Nobody is allowed to play a bard next campaign.”

“You’re not proficient in that.” “Can I still try?” “…sure.”

“Come on guys, you almost had it.” “It’s been 45 minutes. Can you just tell us the answer?” “No. I believe in you. Now solve my puzzle.”

And, of course, the greatest one of all:

“…[heavy sigh]. Roll for seduction.”

[thestrxngestavenger]

Never gonna be over Todoroki signing my art.

[thestrxngestavenger]

"Happy Halloween!"

[thestrxngestavenger]

"It is pleasing that you think so." Spock admired Bruce's rosy cheeks for a moment, smiling softly. "Your blush is endearing."

Erm, well you kinda seem to like making me do it a lot lately.

[thestrxngestavenger]

Pro: Bruce is soft and he would be attentive with his partner Con: The Hulk i guess :/

Hulk not con! Hulk best at sex! Hulk challenge anon to sex! (I am so sorry)

[thestrxngestavenger]

▲ "Does it hurt when... um, when you turn?"

Sometimes? Yes...when I don’t really want to turn it can hurt a lot but I’ve learned to handle it. The first time was the worst.

[inboxideas]

Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

(anons welcome)

[thestrxngestavenger]

more lyra progress

[collectivemood]

‘You look familiar’

‘Never seen one like you before’

‘Can you help? I seem to be lost’

‘You look lost’

‘Have we met?’

‘Can I help you?’

‘You dropped this’

‘Are you new around here?’

‘Sorry! Didn’t mean to fall into you’

‘What book are you reading?’

‘Do you have the time?’

‘Hi, please pretend you’re talking to me’

‘Can you hold this?’

‘Think fast!’

‘Get to cover!’

‘Incoming!’

‘Who’s there?’

‘Come out!’

‘I can see you’

‘Are you trying to hide behind me?’

‘Are you hiding from someone?’