#skkssk

[starzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

I think this is my favorite soulmate au ask it’s so damn funny

[malthedreamer]

In another universe, tma is just an office comedy

[turnipoddity]

rewatching bly manor for the 999th time. I just wanna feel something

[professional-benaddict]

little peter gets really into colouring so his daddies buy him lots of books and paper to colour in only to wake up one day to find crayon marks on the celing

Stephen and Tony have just gone to bed, relaxing and snuggling a bit while letting sleepiness creep up on them comfortably. Until, they notice the ceiling.

“Babe-”

“What?”

“Look up.”

“Fuck.”

“How long has it been up there? Did you see him climbing up?”

“No. Christ… At least it’s not a lot.”

“I think it’s a cow.”

“A horse, maybe? The neck is long.”

The Daddies end up winding down with an art analysis of Peter’s artwork on their bedroom ceiling. The next day, they get Peter to climb back up there with a wet rag to clean up.

[lightasthesun]

You know your a book nerd when you freak out about the fact that you got all the books on your Christmas list because you only thought you'd get a few.

[house-of-wack]

What do I have to do, for the attention of a handsome man like you?

Nick: Well, Ellis did it by falling down the stairs in the hotel when we first met. Try that.

[incorrectcreepyverse]

Majora’s Mask: *exists*

BEN:

[away-from-the-crowds]

5 holes in the fence