#skuk

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a skuk of nonspecified purpose based on this image, along with a more knowledgeable diplomat

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What are your alien ocs thoughts on eating corn?

here's all my opinionated aliens! thank you for the question, it was very fun :) text transcript under the cut

YIEL: Um... I can't eat <nervous> but I wish I could. Apparently GAR'S old enough to have eaten before, he says it's nothing special but I think he's just never had anything good <skeptical>

LADY: I had corn once and, um... clogged the toilet. I'm sure your Earth exports are lovely, I just can't handle so much fiber.

GUNNELL: Ho-ho, corn? That's exotic exotic. I've had it before and I like the taste but I wouldn't eat it as part of a home meal.

THE PIRATE: Well maybe I'd have an answer for you if I could get my talons on anything other than NUTRIENT PASTE

CIPRIAN: Man, you can eat people for all I care, just clean up after yourself and we're cool.

STELLA: ...Bro

IUWAU: I HATE CORN. I don't even have anything against the taste, but the sound of someone eating it makes me want to leap out of my skin.

MOLLIMAR: Tastes okay, but pretty much everything tastes similar to me. I'll shamelessly piggyback off of Devon's opinion and say it's great.

BYZOW: It is unlike anything on my home planet! I like it. The taste is not good to me but the appearance is so funny.

PHIER-KEL: I love corn. I'm #1 corn warrior. Corn fears me. I'm the bane of corn. I love it so much, I have a t-shirt about it. The day I die is the day 70% more corn becomes available on the market. Corn. 4. Life. (He talks like this about all food he likes.)

DEVON: I'm no alien, but I'm out here for team corn.

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continuing my skuk series, i present the latest addition to my alien portfolio: sentient jukebox. signif is going to be the smallest of the bundle, standing ~9-10 feet tall.

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quick headshots of everyones favorite flesh plane, yiel, in the cars movies style

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Who’s a better gamer? Monolith or astronomer? Oh and how would they react to seeing a skuk?

Astronomer is definitely the better gamer on account of Monolith wouldn't like playing video games and would refuse to manipulate the controls. In response to a Skuk, Astronomer would likely say something like, eww, what is that? And Monolith probably wouldn't engage at all, to the point that if a Skuk encountered Monolith it might come away thinking she's not sapient or maybe not even conscious.

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looks to the moon is a bit different today

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A colored version of Yiel from the most recent sophont interview drawing for his ArtFight

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some skuk space drone concepts