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some soap screenshots i took while replaying the mwii campaign

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ghoap height difference appreciation post✨️

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141 updated height headcanons/analysis

for gaz, price, and ghost there's not really much to headcanon because their (actors) heights are known. and personally, i just assume that the characters are the same height as their actors.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

183cm (6'0)

= just elliot's height

John Price

188cm (6'2)

= also just barry's real height

Simon "Ghost" Riley

191cm (6'3)

= samuel's height IRL

John "Soap" MacTavish

now this is where it gets complicated

we don't actually know how tall neil ellice is

most websites list his height as being unknown, and others claim heights ranging from 5'8 to 5'11... yeah

we only know that he called himself "tiny" in comparison to samuel. that's all lmao (video below the cut if you're interested)

so let's do some (shitty) analysing

obviously this should be taken with a grain of salt since ghost & soap are moving around in these images which could mess with the accuracy. but it gives us an idea of how tall soap COULD be... give or take 177cm (something in between 5'9 and 5'10)

i'm not claiming that soap definitely has to be that height. it's just a wild guess based on these imagines i slapped together

love how everyone can just confirm that samuel is a freaking giant

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some cinematic MW screenshots

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this is silly, but ghost and soap playing rock paper scissors whenever they disagree on something (ghost always rolls his eyes at it, but secretly, he finds it endearing how hyped soap gets when he wins)

those "disagreements" range from what kind of takeout to get, who gets to drive, to who takes a shower first at home

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soap, seeing something written in hebrew: simon, can you read this?

ghost: just because i'm jewish doesn't mean i know hebrew

soap, jokingly: ... you suck at being jewish

ghost, half joking: you suck at being catholic, you're married to a man

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i like to imagine that if simon's mother was alive and he introduced johnny to her she wouldn't give a damn about her son being gay but the second she finds out soap isn't jewish she's going into cardiac arrest

"so many nice jewish boys out there and you pick a catholic man!"

"but what about the children, will the children be jewish?"

"oy vey, do you want to kill your poor mother?"

"what will the rabbi think?"

she would immediately start to love johnny nonetheless, but she's still going to pester her son that her future grandchildren better be raised jewish

simon does not have the heart to tell her that they aren't planning on raising children at all, and soap has to supress a laugh watching beads of sweat run down simon's temple

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chubby ghost i will always love you.

as much as ghost is an undeniably fit and athletic person, he's also got a good amount of extra fat on him. soap adores his curves, and never misses the chance to rest his head on ghost's belly, play with his love handles, or take a nap on his massive thighs. ghost puts up with those antics, and has to tear soap off him as if he were a clingy housecat when he's had enough

ghost is the perfect mix of muscles and fat, and it only enhances his already impressive and intimidating statue. and soap is smitten– his boyfriend is simultaneously a strong and capable soldier but also the perfect pillow. the epitome of beauty, soap would say (and i agree)