#skullrails

[scarletkilometers]

I CALL IT “IDIOTS IN LOVE”

[dorkshasmoved-blog-blog]

ROLLS INTO UR INBOX IN A SOMBRERO TTWERKS MOUSTACHE WHISPERS DO U BELIIIEVE IN THE SKULLRAILS DUMPS MY PALETPS ON UR HEAD AND WALKS OFF

oh god i have like no headcanons for skullrails so dont kill me

Who cooks: Calliope, but she tries to teach Jake how to cook whenever she can.

Who does the laundry and other chores: Jake, since he believes it is the duty of the man to not let his lady become dirty or have to do anything too strainful.

How many children do they have: -

Who’s more dominate: -

Favorite nonsexual activity: Watching movies and having popcorn fights on Jake’s bed.

Their favorite place to be together: Jake loves showing Calliope the rugged outdoors, and they often stop by streams or lakes to freshen up.

Any traditions: -

Their “song”: “Skeletons On Parade” by Ludo

What they do for each other on holidays: They’ll spend the day in a cozy cove that Jake discovered during one of his adventures. Sometimes they’ll talk endlessly (Jake doing most of the talking and Calliope listening and providing encouraging words) and sometimes they might fall asleep after eating some freshly picked berries provided by Calliope.

Where did they go for their honeymoon: -

Where did they first meet: -

Any pets: There’s a certain bird around Jake’s island that has taken a strong liking to him. Calliope doesn’t much care for it, though, since it’s always trying to peck at and make a nest on her head.

What do they fight over: -

Do they go on vacations, if so where: -